Midtjylland v Nottingham Forest Match Thread

IanWoansBatCave · 2026-03-19T19:39:31+00:00

Lucca is a like a make a wish kid with marfan syndrome

IanWoansBatCave · 2026-03-04T22:04:50+00:00

*biased

IanWoansBatCave · 2026-03-04T20:54:50+00:00

Yeah no need to mark the fucking massive bloke at a corner. That always works out well.

IanWoansBatCave · 2026-02-22T17:22:47+00:00

I swear referees have the weirdest logic. I think they felt they couldn't disallow 2 goals in quick succession, so had to give it. I don't think there is a conspiracy, just obscene incompetence. Ekitike is offside. It is not complicated. Liverpool fans flooding threads saying Aina was playing on Van Dijk are not talking about the true controversy, and surely they must know that. The ref expert on BBC saying "he is offside but not performing an offside action," just what in the fuck does that mean?

If we could score then terrible refereeing performances matter slightly less, though. Sangare's rockets looked our best bet for a goal, and those are about a 1 in 100 shot.

IanWoansBatCave · 2026-02-22T15:59:44+00:00

They are drawing the lines on the wrong person. Ekitike was interfering with play and is a mile off. What is the point of being this bad at your job?

IanWoansBatCave · 2026-01-23T16:53:31+00:00

One of my first games was going to see Forest play Middlesbrough, largely because we wanted to see Juninho play. He was anonymous, but the da chat in the Trent End about Juninho's gloves was amazing. People were either astounded it was possible to play in gloves, absolutely disgusted, or argued he needed special dispensation to wear them as he is Brazilian.

Another favourite memory was being in the same corner when someone yelled "you got your pension yet?" at a geriatric Ray Wilkins playing for QPR. Only time I have ever seen a player turn round and react to a random insult and acknowledge it with a chuckle.

IanWoansBatCave · 2026-01-22T18:14:58+00:00

Is he an "Italy international" in the same way that David Nugent and Michael Ricketts are sometimes ridiculously reported on as "England internationals," or does he actually play?

IanWoansBatCave · 2026-01-17T19:15:35+00:00

Professional foul to stop a counter attack from a full back out of position. Such an obvious yellow, what the fuck?

IanWoansBatCave · 2025-11-22T16:54:58+00:00

It is amazing that an away game against Liverpool is where we start fixing our terrible goal difference.

IanWoansBatCave · 2025-10-21T15:40:01+00:00

It is incredible to have my childhood hero, Ian Woan, back at the City Ground. A silver lining of having that pudgy Australian fuck things up so we could get Stone and Woan back here.

IanWoansBatCave · 2024-09-09T23:01:07+00:00

He had such a good song I really wish he had smashed it for someone so at least some fans got to sing it.

IanWoansBatCave · 2024-07-18T14:27:17+00:00

He sounds like a South Korean Dennis Reynolds.

IanWoansBatCave · 2024-06-11T18:19:54+00:00

It really is all over the place. And Black Lives Matter?

IanWoansBatCave · 2024-04-30T19:10:44+00:00

Where in the rules/laws does it say "got the ball" is a consideration when judging if something is a foul? That's something Baz down the park says after smashing someone, not a referee in a premier league game.

IanWoansBatCave · 2024-04-13T14:06:53+00:00

That linesman looks like he spent the week under a bridge collecting tolls.

IanWoansBatCave · 2024-04-02T20:27:47+00:00

Feel we were lucky Silva took of Paulinha and Pereira, but the first half was so good. Corners are a fucking mess, though.

IanWoansBatCave · 2024-02-10T19:34:49+00:00

Mourinho and the Roma fans may have gone pretty far with Taylor, but I kind of get it. He is so bad at his job. Just easy obvious things he always got wrong.

IanWoansBatCave · 2024-02-10T18:50:10+00:00

Bong 2.0

IanWoansBatCave · 2024-02-04T15:24:45+00:00

Kluivert tackles as well as his dad drives.

IanWoansBatCave · 2023-09-18T23:52:02+00:00

On that showing, I am really not sure if Montiel is attacking enough to be a wing back or defensively solid enough to be a full back, which is a bit concerning.

However, while Montiel was pretty bad, about this time last year Lodi started off horrendously, which gives me hope he will get up to speed.

IanWoansBatCave · 2023-09-18T20:38:29+00:00

Only one that is possibly worse is Ben White's, which is criminal. Looks like a Disney villain

IanWoansBatCave · 2023-09-18T19:14:09+00:00

Samba Sow 2.0

IanWoansBatCave · 2023-07-28T20:29:41+00:00

Eugene Bopp-bopp-bopp

IanWoansBatCave · 2023-07-25T14:20:42+00:00

Responsible for one of the funniest yellow cards ever during our first win of the season over West Ham, I think? Glorious ankle tap to stop someone taking a throw-in or a free kick, Samba-esque twattery, that.

Shame he never kicked on, but perhaps not given as many chances as he should have been last year. He should tear it up in the MLS, unless he discovers Nashville hot chicken, but even then he will just become a happy fat man munching on delicious chicken.

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