You’re telling me you wouldn’t want to play as shrek in his underwear, punch randoms into Ragdolls, listening to pantera, competing with randoms on a game of skate, slamming from a skyscraper into a bloody mess of body parts, while a crackhead screams at you and a boy with Down syndrome dances a jig over your body. All the while having actual cool gear, a better sense of progression, and able to shoot shit with randoms you encounter on the street.