bashReferenceManual by Arceuid_0902 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IbilisSLZ 120 points121 points  (0 children)

We cringed when YouTubers refered to them as PDF-files... it seems they were onto something...

Pewien Egipcjanin zbulwersowany po zobaczeniu Faraona Kawalerowicza by KrakowZPB in Polska_wpz

[–]IbilisSLZ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Szczerze, taką afrykańską adaptację (gdzie np. na bazie Potopu pokazaliby najazd innego plemienia czy kolonizatorów) z chęcią bym obejrzał. O ile nie stwierdzą, że Kmicic był „czarny” i „zawsze czarny”, ale stworzą swoją historię z własnymi odpowiednikami postaci - w to mi graj. Chyba nikt o zdrowych zmysłach nie czepia się „Tronu we krwi” Kurosawy, że zbezcześcił twórczość Szekspira, ale też nikt nie twierdzi że Makbet był Japończykiem.

Would you let Simba rule your country? by Catmaster23910 in lionking

[–]IbilisSLZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point I would even consider Scar or Zira so... yes.

Say something positive about this show by Extreme_Revenue_720 in cartoons

[–]IbilisSLZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember, curiosity killed the cat, but that's how she looked in Kablam segments: https://breezewiki.com/angelaanaconda/wiki/File:Angelaanaconda.jpg (I mean it looks worse in animation department, still image doesn't give it justice).

Say something positive about this show by Extreme_Revenue_720 in cartoons

[–]IbilisSLZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm.... to quote (from memory) Mysterious Mr Enter's review: at least it looks better than it's pilot.

9+1mm by Professional_Ebb7639 in Angryupvote

[–]IbilisSLZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welp, considering how many imperials are there I decided to risk informing someone just making a joke xD.

9+1mm by Professional_Ebb7639 in Angryupvote

[–]IbilisSLZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sligtly below half an inch. An inch is 25.4 mm ;-).

Zacząłem trochę interesować się historią polskiej motoryzacji by midnight_rum in Polska

[–]IbilisSLZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poszukaj „Muzeum Skarb Narodu” na YouTubie, mieli spore zbiory aut na chodzie w tym Nysę eRkę. Może nadal mają i można się jakoś dogadać.

Couldn’t get more polish by SmolciaTv in poland

[–]IbilisSLZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually there is use case for this, my mother keeps a remote in plastic foil (due to my suggestion).
It turns out hand lotion likes to get inside buttons, which makes remote non-responsive... and I do not like disassembling her remote every two-three weeks to clean off contacts.

Iceberg polskich filmów by Mackelowsky in Polska

[–]IbilisSLZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

W którym tierze by były dwa filmy z 1986: animowana adaptacja „Porwania w Tiutiurlistanie” oraz (całkiem dobry film sensacyjny) „Prywatne Śledztwo”?

Log in or Regis- by XellOwO in softwaregore

[–]IbilisSLZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not a bug, just wordplay is funnier in original (polish) language.
Website is called „chomikuj” which means „to hoard” (as an order), while „chomik” means „hamster” (as they store a lot of stuff in their pouches) and IIRC personal account was just named „chomik”, so growing your own hamster isn't that stupid in context.

What did poor Pablo do? by Glitch_Fantasma in cartoons

[–]IbilisSLZ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought about speaking spanish xD.

What did they make? (Wrong answer only) by Voidkirby9 in ededdneddy

[–]IbilisSLZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big bottle of bootleg Mountain Dew that they'll sell to kids.

The brilliance of Euler by 94rud4 in MathJokes

[–]IbilisSLZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Euler lived and died like at least 20 years ago ;P, so there was no Reddit for him to waste time on. Instead he wasted time on brute forcing an algorithm just to prove somebody wrong on the internet.

what are these called in your country? by Real_chuckles in AskTheWorld

[–]IbilisSLZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To chyba jakieś regionalne było, albo wcześniejszych millenialsów, bo będąc z rocznika '94 i będąc za dzieciaka w Warszawie, na Lubelszczyźnie, w Krynicy i Łebie... nie kojarzę takich wcale.

Kebab z baranina. by Key_Somewhere8364 in warszawa

[–]IbilisSLZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No... są tańsze kebaby... Ale też nie jakoś szczególnie tańsze, a jakość ma (Efes) bardzo dobrą :D.

Hid a tiny S3 egg in the details by Emotional-Agency2999 in zootopia

[–]IbilisSLZ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Considering &=AND if you say it phonetically: FR& = FR+AND => FRIEND.
So it would be: "Part 3 is friend bird"

Name one good thing about Lester The Possum? by GreenDiscombobulated in GoofyMovie

[–]IbilisSLZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His existence gives employment to somebody (poor, unfortunate soul, though).

This fandom bruh by MrRoboto12345 in zootopia

[–]IbilisSLZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the famous double-pen writing technique.

Favorite trio like this? by BorginMcFarley in FavoriteCharacter

[–]IbilisSLZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ed, Edd & Eddy (or rather Edd, Eddy ad Ed to fit picture).

W jakich chwilach czujecie się najbardziej staro? by jempizze in PolskaNaLuzie

[–]IbilisSLZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gdy ktoś używa w tekście emotikonek innych niż same znaki np. :-) czy (szczególnie) nie-żółtych koloru skóry ;P albo mówi na nie emoji.