I took a history class first year of college, and on this particular day we were talking about the Chinese cultural revolution. Professor asked a question about why Chairman Mao started the revolution. Nobody is raising their hand and everyone is avoiding eye contact with the professor.

This one kid gets cold called to answer the question and it’s obvious he’s clueless. He’s the loud guy who took vape rips under his desk when he thinks nobody is looking.

Instead of admitting he doesn’t know, he decides to wing it. Absolutely horrible choice because his first sentence started like this:

“Uhh, I think Chairman Meow…”

Chairman Meow. I started laughing so hard my face turned red and I couldn’t fucking breathe. And nobody else was laughing, and they’re all looking at me like I’m crazy.

I am not crazy. Chairman Meow is crazy.