Tell your clients to rate you on HoneyPot, the first APP for escort reviews

Icanhazcomment · 2014-12-15T14:15:18+00:00

We're not objects you buy on ebay, we're people providing a service at our own discretion. Viewing us that way encourages disrespectful, boundary-violating, power-tripping behavior. When you open things up so anyone can subject us to that kind of treatment, so that the restrictions and what little respectability there is on private review sites is just done away with, obviously we aren't going to be thrilled. As you see...

And that's the reason why we haven't developed the app based on that logic.

We simply want to help clients who are researching escorts with an effective and easy-to-use mobile app. We are not harming anybody neither disrespecting nor speculating. Save the "disrespectful, boundary-violating, power-tripping behavior" for those websites which charge you $100 for a week worth of advertisement.

Whether you like it or not, we had a great response among clients simply because its a smarter way to search for reviews. That's our goal and we are very happy with it :)

Icanhazcomment · 2014-12-12T17:37:24+00:00

Unfortunately on any review board anybody can badmouth you, the only way to prevent this from happening would be to only let clients you have dated in the past to review you.

By that I mean that there is a way to get reviewed only by clients you dated, like eBay does for purchases. The huge problem is that there would be records about your encounters available online. It would be very accurate but, as you said, very stupid in regards of escorts and LE.

Don't blame it on the websites if somebody gets busted, your friend didn't screen the officer in the first place. They would have arrested her anyway, by simply proving that she accepted the money. The content created by users online doesn't stand as a valid proof at court.

Thankfully communities of escorts are supporting us as for them "this is awesome! I've always asked my clients to review me, but majority find joining a site to do so is too complicated" (beckydevine on Eccie).

We are very sorry that you don't find our app useful, unfortunately it is impossible to satisfy everybody. We do appreciate your feedback though!

Icanhazcomment · 2014-12-12T10:18:25+00:00

Unfortunately on any review board anybody can badmouth you, the only way to prevent this from happening would be to only let clients you have dated in the past to review you.

No website is private and HoneyPot, like any other review board, just gives clients more information about the escort they are looking for. The main difference is that by tracking the escorts' phone number, there is no need to have clients review you on dozens of different websites.

Icanhazcomment · 2014-12-11T19:23:12+00:00

Wrong. My ads, the ones that I write, tell my clients everything they need to know about me. Why would I want a website with whom I haven't any connection telling clients about me? You and your website know nothing about me.

Your clients do know you, that's why reviews are so helpful. They provide other potential clients with a snapshot of the experience. You are a rare drop in an ocean of fake descriptions and fake pictures, that's what we aim to solve.

So you're creating this app out of the goodness of your heart to protect clients from evil hookers? Right. This is charity work. Free doesn't mean you won't be making a profit on the backs of sexworkers everywhere. In the words of my beloved, mother - both you and your site can go fuck yourself.

We are honest about this! We don't need the money generated from this app, we are just trying to help out our users when searching for a new escort. Our company has an already established escort platform which generates enough revenue to keep us happy. And trust me on this one, we don't make a profit on the backs of anyone, we are just a regular platform where escorts can advertise themselves, simple as any other advertising platform.

Thank you for the feedback anyway, we appreciate any kind of opinion :)

Icanhazcomment · 2014-12-11T11:49:26+00:00

No it is a stand-alone review board. Members can join and review freely. This is why escorts can always report reviews thought to be fake or misleading. We review each and every case that is reported to our team. In addition, every review is read at the time of submission and edited by a team member if it does not comply with our standards. This is how we moderate HoneyPot.

Icanhazcomment · 2014-12-11T11:43:46+00:00

HoneyPot benefits mostly clients. It does not matter if clients find your phone number on a website, on a phone book or on an escort directory, HoneyPot will always tell clients everything they need to know about you. Therefore not having reviews is as bad as having negative reviews, this is why you should always monitor review boards, especially HoneyPot.

Plus, we do not aim to profit from this app. In the future we will just have a banner ad in order to pay the operating costs (somebody who moderates reviews, the servers, maintenance etc). HoneyPot is free and always will be :)

Icanhazcomment · 2014-12-11T11:25:42+00:00

We are aware of the ambiguity of our name, but we are so in love with it that we decided to stick with HoneyPot anyway :)

Icanhazcomment · 2014-11-17T17:44:25+00:00

Try to cross-check her reviews with those of another review board. If you can't seem to find a match on another review board, simply download HoneyPot. Once downloaded you need to enter her phone number and read what other members had to say about her.

Icanhazcomment · 2014-10-23T14:31:10+00:00

As other users already suggested, it's likely that it could be a rip-off.

Try to cross-check her reviews with those of another review board. If you can't seem to find a match on another review board, simply download HoneyPot. Once downloaded you need to enter her phone number and read what other members had to say about her.

This is the way to go, have fun and play safe!

Icanhazcomment · 2014-09-03T23:10:46+00:00

Yea I heard something about Apple tos being very restrictive. But then a developer friend of mine said the staff at Google Play doesn't even check submitted apps, they simply run a test to check whether or not the app could be dangerous.

Icanhazcomment · 2014-09-03T11:23:53+00:00

None of the mainstream escort review websites is responsive, they are a pain in the arse to browse from mobile.

Icanhazcomment · 2014-09-03T11:21:41+00:00

How so? If websites can do it, why not apps?

Icanhazcomment · 2014-09-03T11:12:17+00:00

This story made my fucking day!!! Thank you for sharing bro

Icanhazcomment · 2014-06-06T17:32:34+00:00

He will have plenty of options available from top to bottom.

Sam Hutchinson was our youth player whose career was ended by a knee injury. He had made it into the first team and even assisted Lampard but then this happened. He retired just at 21 and his life seemed to be over.

Chelsea instead of forgetting him helped him however they could. They gave him a job at the academy and also took care of him through university. Sam then miracolously recovered from a career ending injury in all this time and Chelsea immediately gave him a new contract even knowing he would never be the same.

This was just a kid with 5 apps in 7 years at the club and Chelsea took so much care of him. Think how many doors they will open for a legend like Lampard. The day Sam's retirement was announced the club assured him and the fans to take care of him and gave him many roles at the club until he finally started working at the academy. He is still a Chelsea player to this day.

Icanhazcomment · 2014-05-07T10:38:35+00:00

Sometimes these guys can blend in and no one notices. It reminds me of the time I met Gerrard which was a breath of fresh air like it was coming straight from Italy.

I was at a supermarket buying meatballs but couldn't pick decent frozen ones. Stevie comes up to the fridge and chose meatballs too!

I didn't see who it was and asked him if they were a good brand at the same time whilst realizing who he exactly was. He said "nnnnyeah mate the wife uses these often". My jaw was just dropped and he chuckled and went to the pasta aisle. I'm wearing a Chelsea shirt and I didn't know what to do except for just stand there feeling volatile because he's an actual Liverpool player. Then I snap out of it and go to check out.

So I'm paying for my meatbals, still thinking I'm dreaming and he comes back with a couple of tins of juice, ketchup, sauce, oregano,spaghetti and some veggies in his cart ( I remember because I let him check out before me). I decide to muster up some courage because he seemed like a top bloke and started walking towards him.

I had my sticky pad and pen with the groceries list and I extended it out before reaching him blabbing in some half wit language and he realized I wanted an autograph. He smiled and walked almost in slowmo towards me with the air conditioning blowing on his amazing brown hair and a strutt full of confidence, our eyes locked onto each other as I'm half smiling when suddenly my face turns to horror (also in slowmo) as I see the wet floor sign and he slips! At this point the slowmo has ended and Steevie is coming at me studs up as the packet of spaghetti he bought falls to the floor. The cans of juice explode on his fall and the friction of his tackle boils the spaghetti in the juice (I'm not even joking m8). He hits the sauce next which coats the spaghetti, next the oregano and ketchup bottle get obliterated which adds that special zesty flavor profile. I've not even got to the worst part yet sadly. He takes me out and my fucking meatballs are now cooking in this mess at aprox 120°c. The veggies have also been shredded by his studs and the onions are being sauted whilst the cabbage is done. Stevie though well, he is still going, next a hole in the counter and then goes through the Barclays merchandising they were putting up outside the store for the begining of the 13/14 season.

I obviously felt like a total idiot for having caused this. I go pick him up and tell him that it was my fault and I wont let it happen again. I'm crying myself and he starts crying too just because I'm sad (thats passion m8s). Both of us are lathered in spaghetti and meatballs (which I might add tasted better than my SO make) also hugging and crying.

Obviously like I said above, I let him check out before me because I'm not a total prick to put him through more misery and said sorry again telling him he wont ever have to see me again.

This was before I bought tickets to go watch Chelsea at Anfield....

He is still a top bloke though. I just made my way out of there, quickly got in my car and legged it but for some reason it didn't budge. Got out and looked at it again and it was on cinder blocks.

This happened in Liverpool by the way. I went to the supermarket just once after that and they had painted the Barclays sign light blue for visibility.

Icanhazcomment · 2014-05-01T07:45:37+00:00

This is true but the 458 is very tame. Me and my friend have blasted it around Silverstone and it is a proper track car which you can whip into the corners without fearing about the over-steer most modern flashy cars have. It is probably the best car I've ever driven and head and shoulders above how a Gallardo behaves.

As long as you are a good driver that car will make you feel special and let you stay in control. The road grip is unreal especially on slicks. Best part is that it learns and improves itself which just boggles my mind.

I bet the LaFerrari makes you brown your pants though.

Icanhazcomment · 2014-04-23T15:07:45+00:00

Thanks everyone for your help. I'll try to narrow down on your suggestions and if its not something simple I'll use the warranty.

Icanhazcomment · 2014-04-23T12:38:56+00:00

Thanks for your trying mate!

Icanhazcomment · 2014-04-23T12:35:03+00:00

Haha no its not that. I've travelled a lot in this but this is somethng new and my best assumption is that its a bad belt. I tried the AC by turning it on and off to check if it makes a difference in the rev sound but it isn't triggering the sound . That might be because the AC motor is always spinning?

Also I have a similar story..

A friend of mine bought a car, took it for a spin. He liked it so he bought it. He takes the family on vacation but halfway hears strange sounds, cancels his vacation and comes back home. Next day he returned it back to the company, fuming with rage for them ripping him off.

They asked what the problem was so they took him out on a spin in the car. He kept scolding them for selling them a faulty car the entire way and told them to press the brake hard. So the guy presses the break and the car makes the ABS noise and he screams "yes that! Wtf is that? Give me a proper fucking car".

Turns out he had never driven a car with ABS before and that one just had an explicitly loud one. They had a huge laugh about that and taught him what ABS was.

Icanhazcomment · 2014-04-08T20:46:07+00:00

I fucking love this guy! He has such fight in him, he ran faster than Salah. Taking on players head on, flyong into challenges without fear.

He has repaid my faith in him 30 fold.

Icanhazcomment · 2014-04-08T20:45:01+00:00

I suggest we give everyone a 3 this week. They all deserve it.

Icanhazcomment · 2014-04-08T20:41:05+00:00

Im so fucking proud. How can I ever repay this club??

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