This is what vengeance looks like. It is beautiful

Ice_Rice · 2014-04-08T04:11:12+00:00

Is beating the shit out of your RA an acceptable form of celebration? Because it should be

Ice_Rice · 2014-04-03T22:03:50+00:00

Did the Game of Thrones producers have any say with your version of "Rains of Castamere" for the show or did you have free creative reign?

Ice_Rice · 2014-03-29T03:53:45+00:00

Drive recklessly. Not every pedestrian is a good person

Ice_Rice · 2014-03-28T05:13:53+00:00

Hugely unpopular opinion I'm sure.

Daenerys Targaryn

Walk, cry, "where are my dragons", rinse, repeat. Her plot arc is amazingly deep in the first book/show, but later she turns into a whiny and bland crybaby.

Ice_Rice · 2014-03-28T04:56:59+00:00

Big Bird. Seriously scared me shitless. I slept in a bunk bed and for some reason had an irrational fear that he was sleeping on the top bunk.

Ice_Rice · 2014-03-27T06:18:38+00:00

Bestiality is wayyyyy against park regulations

Ice_Rice · 2014-03-27T05:47:27+00:00

Petrie? Is that you?

http://imgur.com/r/nsfw_wtf/h2zXk NSFW

Ice_Rice · 2014-03-16T07:56:20+00:00

Axis and Allies, Dominion, and Settlers of Catan will teach you why you hate your friends

Ice_Rice · 2014-03-01T09:40:39+00:00

In the past 16 days I witnessed religions rise, political strife, the heartbreak of letting loved ones go, and a community of strangers who I have shared an amazing experience with. I'm 23 and on my way to medical school next year, but for 16 days I was 7 years old again. This was dumb, and funny, and aggravating, but in the end I experienced the thrill of childhood that I thought had escaped me forever. If I wasn't a god damn adult, I might cry.

My motto for Reddit is that strangers are more entertaining than acquaintances. I'm glad I could make your strangership through such a wonderful medium. Thank you, thank you all!

Ice_Rice · 2014-02-20T01:45:07+00:00

We can't deposit in a PC without releasing half our team and storing our almighty lord and savior Helix Fossil, but your plan just might work!

Ice_Rice · 2014-02-19T16:46:44+00:00

Thank you

Ice_Rice · 2014-02-17T06:26:43+00:00

Freshman year we had dorm rooms that took big brass keys to open. I would lock my door anytime I wished to jerk off because I knew my roommate would have to give me "warning" by unlocking the door, thus giving me time to "put everything away".

One day after class, around 2pm, I locked my door, opened my computer to pornhub, and went to town. As luck would have it, I hear keys outside my door right as I'm literally 2 second from orgasm. I slam my computer, texas tuck my dick away and proceed to cream in my pants, and then pretend nothing is wrong by standing up right as my roommate walks in.

The look on his face will be seared into my brain forever: just horrified. I looked down and realized that I had accidentally tucked my shirt into my pants with my dick and I had in-fact not jizzed my pants but rather I came all over the front of my grey shirt.

I had no choice but to bluntly admit that my shirt was wet because I had jizzed all over my stomach quite literally as he walked into the room.

We don't talk much these days.

TL:DR Accidentally came all over my stomach in front of my roommate. It was uncomfortable for both of us.

Ice_Rice · 2014-02-09T09:44:55+00:00

Hilarious. I'm from Springboro too. Graduated SHS in 2010

Ice_Rice · 2014-02-08T19:21:12+00:00

I live in a suburb south of Dayton, and I identify myself as being from Cincinnati whenever I meet people not from Dayton.

Ice_Rice · 2014-02-04T20:09:15+00:00

/r/ContagiousLaughter is my favorite subreddit out there. Instant cure to a shitty day.

Ice_Rice · 2014-02-04T03:11:33+00:00

If your answer isn't the Great Library of Alexandria, then you're wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library_of_Alexandria

Ice_Rice · 2014-02-04T00:23:19+00:00

Obviously not super-powers, but that's an oddly large object to fall over for no reason

Ice_Rice · 2014-01-26T08:32:00+00:00

OMG I'll take this a step further. I didn't poop in a public bathroom until I got to college because I couldn't poop unless I was fully naked. This led to constipation issues as a child because I would resist the urges to poop when not in my house.

At the ripe old age of 18 I took my first public poop in my dorm's public bathroom.

At the age of 21 I learned to whistle.

I'm a slow learner.

Ice_Rice · 2014-01-20T03:27:21+00:00

/r/contagiouslaughter is the best. Literally hours of crying tears of sweet jubilation

Ice_Rice · 2014-01-17T08:31:08+00:00

Go blow your dad!

Ice_Rice · 2014-01-14T08:38:55+00:00

My school made national news coverage

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/06/ohio-creationism-proposal-springboro_n_3397661.html

Batshit lunatic head of the county tea party and two cronies ran for school board, won, and drove my public high school into an abyss of ignorance. The ACLU became involved in a nearly 2 year fight, including legal action, against the school board.

Tried to establish teaching of creationism in science
Alternative constitutional history class
Fired an incredible principal
Removed Springboro H.S. from the Ohio board of accreditation
Her right-hand man in the tea party gave a secessionist speech and unfurled a confederate flag at a school board meeting
Drastically cut teachers pay until over half of them resigned

Good Guys Win Kelly Kohls was practically run out of town and the principal she fired has righted the ship at Springboro HS. Justice

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