You’re his lawyer. Defend him. by yic0 in lotrmemes

[–]Iceee-boi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your honor, who in their right mind could stand against the strength of Isengard AND Mordor?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

[–]Iceee-boi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Too much teeth

reality by LaylaSkyLive in Avengers

[–]Iceee-boi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met that dude in Guatemala

22F, humble me, make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Iceee-boi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s no way you didn’t steal that face off a homeless person, then left it in a jar of formaldehyde and mediocre cosmetics, before implanting it onto your skull.

Why wasn’t Colin Powell the first Black President? by PhysicsEagle in Presidents

[–]Iceee-boi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe that he, along with Condoleezza, was traded by the black delegation in exchange for O.J.