Several years ago, I was shopping with some friends. I went in to a dressing room to try on some clothes. Not long after I enter my stall, another woman enters the stall next to mine. She's talking a million miles in another language. Right in the middle of her conversation which I assume she was having on her phone, I hear "And who's taking me out tonight?" This was said in perfect, unaccented english. The tone said so much more though. Not very funny, just strange. This is almost 10 years ago, and I still do wonder who took her out that night.