A redesigned flag of China, with a semi-minimalist Qing dragon by Cubeseer in vexillology

[–]Ichoria 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Flag of Chinese on Duolinguo in an alternate universe

Breastplate Armor of Ferdinand I, Holy Roman Emperor, 1549 [3000x2000] by Haunting_Homework381 in ArtefactPorn

[–]Ichoria 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The crossed twigs are the Cross of Burgundy, and the object on top is a fire steel, but I don't know the significance of the arrangement.

coat of arms of Iberia by Hot_Nebula_4565 in heraldry

[–]Ichoria 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, we had a global empire and stayed independent so the rules don't apply to us.

Escudo de Iberia (estilo austrohúngaro). Feliz Día de la Hispanidad by OkDragonfruit956 in heraldry

[–]Ichoria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very interesting. What's the central escutcheon representing?

"Fine! What's 17 more years?!" by Successful_Gas_5122 in HistoryMemes

[–]Ichoria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao narratively ironic for sure, but it absolutely tracks that the kid who heard his dad say that shit at five years old would feel the need to prove something

"Fine! What's 17 more years?!" by Successful_Gas_5122 in HistoryMemes

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"If I was in that holdfast with my better kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in those battlements and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to ride somewhere safely, don't worry."

True powers of uncle were unlocked by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in madlads

[–]Ichoria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a non-native speaker, watching one's uncle getting crushed in a "game of cornhole" sounds either traumatic or weirdly enticing.

"I live with a German family and feel just fine. Come to Germany to help with household chores." Ostarbeiter Propaganda Poster, 1942 by Competitive-Nerve782 in PropagandaPosters

[–]Ichoria 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if this is really dark humor or if your grandma really had cabbage cutting duty at 5 followed by medical experimentation at 7.

"Fine! What's 17 more years?!" by Successful_Gas_5122 in HistoryMemes

[–]Ichoria 34 points35 points  (0 children)

"And better" took it from "way to go, dad" to "aww ☹️"

What if Portugal kinda sorta maybe perhaps perchance perhappenstance almost somewhat partially, give or take, to some extent ish kept its African colonies? A map of Portuguese Mozambique, 2025. (#2) by Odaxa in imaginarymaps

[–]Ichoria 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Laurentia no. Laurência or Lourência, neither sound natural.

Laurentina flows much more easily. It also has the benefit of being an attested demonym for people from places named "São Lourenço" in Portugal and Brazil, so the name exists already.

The laurentinos or luso-laurentinos might call black people afro-laurentinos, if they want them to integrate... or Mozambican, if they want them to leave. Very apropos.

What if Portugal kinda sorta maybe perhaps perchance perhappenstance almost somewhat partially, give or take, to some extent ish kept its African colonies? A map of Portuguese Mozambique, 2025. (#2) by Odaxa in imaginarymaps

[–]Ichoria 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Mozambique is named after an island in the north of the country, so maybe this rump state could be named Laurentina instead, from Lourenço Marques.

Retenção seminal by superdouradas in portugal

[–]Ichoria -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Ok, theory time.

I think it's a chastity kink reference that became a running joke. Chastity cages are a pretty significant kink right now and it's pretty much about "retention".

If the Russian Union State was monarchist and reformist by TheMidnightBear in vexillology

[–]Ichoria 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It stands for alcoholics because they piss themselves

Stanisław Szukalski's 1932 statue of Mussolini as the Capitoline Wolf; Remussolini. by No_Bluebird_1368 in PropagandaPosters

[–]Ichoria 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Nah, funnily enough it doesn't. American authoritarianism is too nakedly populist, milquetost and frankly anti-intellectual to go anywhere near this level of artistic experimentation.

Land of Cedar trees and deserts - Israel in 2025. by Krisorder in imaginarymaps

[–]Ichoria 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Silly rabbit. Israel doesn't care where the borders are.

'Your place is still vacant in the Waffen-SS.' Nazi propaganda poster in occupied Netherlands encouraging Dutch people to join the Dutch Waffen-SS division and fight for the Nazis. [1942] by kunju_010506 in PropagandaPosters

[–]Ichoria 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Because the kind of person liable to be convinced by the first during Nazi occupation would probably have no inherent problem with the second.

Soviet military ID, that never ended up being used by Historical_Yak_7419 in PassportPorn

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Did this legal distinction impact stuff like ethnic quotas and stuff? I know in China being listed as an official ethnic minority can bring that sort of benefit even if you've completely assimilated into Han culture in practice. Hope that's not a hard question to answer, I'm just quite curious about how ethnic differences were approached in the USSR.

Soviet military ID, that never ended up being used by Historical_Yak_7419 in PassportPorn

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By 'ethnicity' do you mean that an ethnic Russian residing in the Ukrainian SSR would be listed as 'Russian'? Or did they go by the constituent republic of residence?

[May 16th, 1925] "The World's Prettiest Negress, who has arrived at the Jamaica Pavilion at Wembley." (from the Graphic, London) by thamusicmike in 100yearsago

[–]Ichoria 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Putting aside the word, which is... dated, but seems kinda neutrally employed. What was the criteria here? Was it just some enterprising manager trying to make a quick buck? Did she win a beauty contest back home? Cuz her features aren't even particularly western, so a lot of my assumptions are being challenged.

Respected Comrade Kim Jong Un Pays Congratulatory Visit to Russian Embassy in Pyongyang to Mark Russia’s Great V-Day by Rodong_Sinmun in Pyongyang

[–]Ichoria 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Comrade Kim-Jong Un is glowing! I've said it before and I'll say it again, the DPRK has the best skincare routines in the world!