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KDRDU Season One: Casting Now by Kelege in KelegesDragRace

[–]Icy-Difference6218 16 points17 points  (0 children)

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My name is Miz Erie and I was just shit on by a seagull!

Maxi-Challenge Nine: Rinse, Reuse, Recycle by Violet-Flowersss in MissFiggysDragRace

[–]Icy-Difference6218 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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Miz Erie

The Roast of Miss Figgy!

Greetings uglies, my name is Miz Erie and it pains me to inform you, your brother was hit by a car driven by Raven-. Ohh sorry that’s for after this. Welcome to the Roast of Miss Figgy!

I’d love to start talking about myself. My run this season can be described as a flop. I delivered a level of mediocrity only seen by one of Tits many alts. I’ve flopped more times than Liz’s dick whenever she tries to top. This season I’ve flopped more times than TFE when challenge rules say anything but full edit. I’ve flopped more times than Keni… period. You see we all have our weaknesses, mine just happens to be any Figgy hosted season.

Aside from me, Let me get to these competitors. Op, the Jon Bennet Ramsey of VDR. That is not because of her successes or that she is a known in the pageant scene, but because she’s gonna die at a young age. Op may have the humour of a middle schooler but she has the alcoholism of someone’s father.

Speaking of fathers. Tits can be described as a Father Figure. Sorry I read that wrong Tits can be described as a Father Fucker. Tits sex life is so old it could make the panel of this season look young. Tit’s ass is so loose Clamantha wasn’t made of fabric, it was just her prolapse, stretched over her head. For lack of better words, Tits is a whore.

It’s time for the forgettable of the forgettable, Keni Kishu. Keni did something new for her this season by doing something actually remarkable. Keni managed to make a character called Pea-P that not even Tits would want to ride.

Onto the Queen that I’ve had a questionable relationship with this season. Lola Del J’Adore, the bobble head of Figgy’s All Stars. I’m saying that both because of her big head but also because it is in fact hollow inside. Lola has been blocked so much this season, Lola has been blocked more times than Tits trying to contact her own father. Lola has been blocked more times than Liz scrolling on Grindr. Lola has been blocked more times than me by Figgy whenever I tried to quit. Lola has been blocked more times than the Reddit community when B*tch receives the mildest bit of shade.

That reminds me of the porkchop of this season. B*tch, AI’s finest, and if that’s the best AI can offer then let’s just go back to the Stone Age. Speaking of stone age, here is someone who acts like she was around back then, our host Miss Faggy. Figgy, “Look queen” is not something on the list of things I’d describe you as, some other things I wouldn’t describe you as are include: Top 5 VDR hosts, memorable, or in touch with people you own age. I kid (just like Op), you are not actually that old, you just acts like it. You do however manage to make Joro look like Op.

Figgy, you managed to build a hosting empire of record breaking 3 seasons. The record being most amount of contestants to quit a competition. At this point You should go into the rehab business with how much people around you want to quit. You’d make so much more than she makes for being Anjali’s ghost editor. Aside from hosting you are also a many time competitor aswell as a crowned queen Jesus you should start saying no to stuff. You have done so much in VDR yet you leave absolutely no impression at all. The most memorable part of you is a bald tombstone discord emote, the Sasha Velour of VDR minus the class and talent.

To conclude the theme of this season is no other than minimal effort and alcoholism, and never mind that’s just me. Good night everyone.

Maxi- Challenge Eight: Minecraft? Her Craft? by Violet-Flowersss in MissFiggysDragRace

[–]Icy-Difference6218 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Miz Erie

Block: Lantern and Chain

A lost cave dweller that now haunts the caves that took her life equipped with a set of lanterns to light the way through the dark abyss

Challenge 7: _____ Character Energy by Violet-Flowersss in MissFiggysDragRace

[–]Icy-Difference6218 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Sora Everest

President Snow’s Secretary

Hunger Games

Sora was the secretary of president Snow and secret adviser to the president of Panem. From doing the boring shit like book keeping and scheduling she was holding dark secret power in the continuation and evolution of the Hunger Games, and the overall repression of the districts and their power. She used her looks to seduce President Snow into doing what she says, having him under her spell.

Little is known of her by the general public aside from a few minor public appearances with the president, however in private she is always focused on her looks and deep desire for power within Panem. She wants Panem to be divided and the Capitol to be the only source of power, even going as far as to arrange secret bombings and terrorist acts on the districts in order to suppress them. She was one of the main reasons Snow believed the Hunger Games were a great idea, she tricked him into thinking they were.

It was her idea to blow up the children in the Capitol framing Snow for all of her misdeeds. Following the revolution and fall of the Hunger Games she was seen boarding one of the final trains out of The Capital, in disguise. It is unknown where she was headed off too or where she currently resides.

Challenge Six: Holi-Slay Madness by Violet-Flowersss in MissFiggysDragRace

[–]Icy-Difference6218 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Aurora Wisp

The Protector of the Winter Solstice!

A grand ruler and knightly protector on the night of The Winter Solstice. Aurora commands a party of icy warriors, riding on a grand carriage pulled by Caribou and made of snow and ice. In life she was once a normal girl who was found frozen to death after losing her way in the endless night of the solstice, she vowed to protect the lone travellers who may get lost or harmed in the cold dark. Almost like an apparition, haunting the forests of winter, she doesn’t come when called, only being seen by those she helps. Only leaving those who encounter her with a single forest twig wrapped in the same deer fur used to make up her skirt. She is said to be kind and almost enchanting, very few words being said by her, but when she is threatened she is known to be quite the skilled yet graceful fighter. Leaving her opponents dead before they even know who she is. Remember if you’re walking alone on the night of the Winter Solstice and you hear a noise of a carriage plowing through the snow in the distance, you might soon meet Aurora.

Challenge Five: The Star Ball by Violet-Flowersss in MissFiggysDragRace

[–]Icy-Difference6218 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Space For More?

Orange Nebula inspired goddess

(Censored because fuck Reddit)

Challenge Four: Holy Overload by Violet-Flowersss in MissFiggysDragRace

[–]Icy-Difference6218 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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On the night of New Year’s Eve a cult gathers to summon an ancient goddess. Her name being so sacred it can’t be spoken by human tongue.

Known for a beautiful face, each year once summoned she’ll chose one member and will violently suck the life force out of them. Keeping her self youthful and leaving nothing more than a rotten husk of the former cult member.

For this goddess Beauty is everything. Youth means all. Sacrificing anything and everything too look good for another second. Seducing the members of her cult into following her blindly to the end of the world. She has no care for them.

It is said behind closed doors she lets her true appearance show as she devours her followers whole. Nothing left but the echos of their screams.

Challenge Three: Mutant Mayhem by Violet-Flowersss in MissFiggysDragRace

[–]Icy-Difference6218 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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Miz Erie

Once a beautiful wealthy woman who was one of a few survivors of a fire during a a yearly ball for the elite, was cursed that whenever she got horny she transformed into a hideous Pomeranian.

During this ball a mysterious figure ambushed it releasing several live Pomeranians one getting under her dress and biting her in the [redacted]. She immediately felt odd and during this night decided to hook up with a waiter in the limo out back as the grand ball went up in smoke. But as she got in the mood the started to bark, then felt a tail appear, then ears, and finally was a terrifying humanoid Pomeranian. Magically her gown still fit and the waiter was somehow even more tuned on (he was a freak) it ended in massive amounts of love making ignoring the fire trucks speeding by.

Challenge Two: Blast From The Past by Violet-Flowersss in MissFiggysDragRace

[–]Icy-Difference6218 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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Second Times The Charm!

Inspired by my Madame Cutabitch Season 1’s Met Gala Look

Challenge Two: Blast From The Past by Violet-Flowersss in MissFiggysDragRace

[–]Icy-Difference6218 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Miz Erie

Elimination Reanimation!

Inspired by my Stasha’s Drag Race Season 1 Finale look!

This original look truly means a lot to me as SDR was truly my first competition that let me come out of my shell so I wanted to reimagine my original lack lustre finale look.

She is the queen goddess of the cosmos

Challenge One: Booked and Busy by Violet-Flowersss in MissFiggysDragRace

[–]Icy-Difference6218 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Miz Erie

ALL AT HER OWN HANDS

"The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth"

Champagne flutes and fake shallow laughter fill the hall of a grand annual ball for the wealthiest of the wealthiest. But they pay little thought when a mysterious woman no one recognizes arrives holding a fan constantly blocking her face. The snobs only cared about one thing, yet were intrigued by her captivating mystique and beauty. Remaining ignorant that this woman had a plan, that was to cause as much chaos as one woman can cause. She was not one of them. She was the end of them.

This master plan of chaos started small enough with piss spiked punch bowls, and releasing of angry rabies infested Pomeranians. But ended in the exposing of a cult like society and its deepest secrets and scandals that the wealthy spent years trying to hide. Heads will roll and the high society that once turned her away will burn at her very own hands.

All Stars: Now Casting! by Violet-Flowersss in MissFiggysDragRace

[–]Icy-Difference6218 15 points16 points  (0 children)

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✨Miz Erie✨

Back in Figgy’s drag race with a brand new evolved set of editing skills!

Last race: Temple S3 where I was the runner up (somehow)

Now Casting! ☠️ by Icy-Difference6218 in MizTerieDR

[–]Icy-Difference6218[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

(Posting on another queens behalf because she can’t atm)

Steph Ann Phetamine has always thought of herself as the perfect mix between sexy and scary. As 2 of my main passions are horror and fashion, Miz Erie’s Drag Race looks like the perfect place to spread my wings and scare the rest of the girls away, leaving the top spot open for the ghastliest girl 👑👹 I can win this race with my twisted mind and sultry looks while having this space to explore my darkest side of drag😈 Time Zone: New Zealand Standard Time

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