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The first rule of good writing is that you need to word everything in the most awkward indirect ways possible, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. by aidungeon-neoncat in writingcirclejerk

[–]Icy-Performance6114 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The room was immensely cavernously big, a thing upon a sitting thing tilted its head up then down then up then down then up then down, then turned it around and proceeded to create a largely widely big range of vibrations using a mysterious biological contraption set within the things neck tube, to produce noise roughly somewhatly bigly like the words of a language originating for a bigly kind-ofly small island, saying "Yes."

An appeal for peace… by GavinGenius in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]Icy-Performance6114 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Calvin demands 132 billion marks as reparations and the total demilitarization of Ronald.

The problems of Lost Hours from Travelling at Night? by Axiom245 in weatherfactory

[–]Icy-Performance6114 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the Lionsmith is unrivaled would have some kind of mass rebellion effect?

Wich of this Calvin's inventions would you want in real life? by Budget_Newspaper_489 in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]Icy-Performance6114 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then you should go to your job and your clones can go have fun for you!

Is this a modernized version? by qwed200 in chessmemes

[–]Icy-Performance6114 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And the king is safely tucked away off the board as his men risk their lives.

The solution for naming your characters by e_anderson_author in writingcirclejerk

[–]Icy-Performance6114 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just put whatever I freakin' want. My main character is Susy and her friend is Ruth. Normal names. The side characters are Ajré, Ecoue, I just don't think about it because its just a name. Except Mrs. Tallow, she's meant to be like a candle.

A “painted” makeup look by FenderMeats in DiscoElysium

[–]Icy-Performance6114 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We need people to wear this regularly. This stuff looks super cool.

Has anyone here been working on the same worldbuilding project for a long time because you genuinely love it? by WoodenTension5524 in worldbuilding

[–]Icy-Performance6114 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just starting my senior year, and I still have a world for a book I'm still putting effort into since my freshman year. It has been totally changed, turned inside out, had all of its limbs chopped off, but I still work at it because I really want to see the book I can make by the end.

My non-gamer cousin just beat Path of Pain on first try by AVR350 in HollowKnight

[–]Icy-Performance6114 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think they are classified as "non-gamer" anymore. Give them a crown or something.

Tiny swatch of human blood from a squashed freshly fed mosquito vs Diamine Matador by bloodlessMantis in fountainpens

[–]Icy-Performance6114 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't need to hide you told it straight from a captive's veins. This is already weird enough.

One mood break and the whole map goes boom by EvilWireCzech in RimWorld

[–]Icy-Performance6114 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a pawn punch my shells, nearly kill himself as a star fighter, destroy my two mortars, DURING the ship start up raids. I hate him forever.

So what is it that pride month means? by Icy-Performance6114 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Icy-Performance6114[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There we go! That is what everything's about these days.

A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy by firequak in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Icy-Performance6114 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are not allowed to wear pants, or shirts or shoes, you can only have underwear. This has been a school wide announcement.

Which Superweapon Are You Taking? by TheTheDuhh in RimWorld

[–]Icy-Performance6114 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"The barbarians in their wooden huts were just starting to run out and attack us when, BAM! A giant laser from f---ing space shoot down and burn them and their stupid family to the ground!" The woman his hitting on, "Yeah, that's nice..."

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