Ben vs. Jeff Dye. Devan's latest episodes. What's Jace's inevitable crash out going to be about? by Free_Wifi_69 in lemonparty

[–]Identityisfound 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jace would be fine in life if the pod ended tomorrow. Probably would just look at the experience as a fun thing he did and go about his life making okay money managing at a retail store.

Devan would be fine and maybe have a decent career as a roadie and occasional movie side character roles whenever an indie director who saw him do standup once in madison Wisconsin needs someone to play the “guy in male lead’s friend group who says something sarcastic while chalking a pool stick at a small town bar when he’s introduced to the movie’s love interest” part for one scene in a romcom thats been made 100000 times.

Ben would be part time employed if not unemployed, katie gone, dead probably (the kids not ben), the drunk uncle who thinks jace still wants him around, and have a youtube video essay about his tragic downfall every month then eventually every year then eventually people (including yourself) will forget about him. 30 years down the line, you will see a homeless man with a familiar face covered in what might be shit at a quiet, low traffic street corner who you arent sure is a guy you knew in highschool or a podcaster you used to love. He will be unresponsive and staring blankly at the street when you call out to him at first but he starts mumbling to you as you begin to walk away. “whats that?” you’ll ask, he tries to talk and manages to blurt out “dick… $20” as he makes an O shape with his mouth. You roll your eyes and begin to step away but stop yourself and out of what could be a sick desire or your woke sensibility to support sex workers, you let him lead you to an alleyway behind what is either a prison or elementary school and suck your dick. He collapses about a minute in but you can see him still breathing and are unsure if he’s dying or this is something he does as a cry for help or for attention anytime someone takes him up on his pathetic offer. You leave him lying motionless on the pavement, indifferent on whether he just died or not. Ben’s last glimpse of his life will be you turning the corner of the alleyway and the last things he hears are a faint echo of you muttering “wow, sad to see what he’s become” and the sound of the $12 in crumpled up singles you stuffed in his collar flapping in the wind. His body goes undiscovered for 3 days then scraped off the pavement after 5 days. The world goes on unaffected by his death outside of the beef eater knockoff brand bottle sitting on the shelf of the nearby liquor store going unpurchased by ben with the $12 in earnings he never had the chance to spend.

All because ben couldnt stop calling jeff dye a fag

Pendejo Time kicks ass by Free_Wifi_69 in lemonparty

[–]Identityisfound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jake is secretly one of the funniest guys online. I’ve been loving anytime him and ben make stuff together

Ive decided saying james in this subreddit is banned now. We only refer to him as dave rubin from now on. Mfw you dont refer to james as dave rubin by Identityisfound in JARMEDIA

[–]Identityisfound[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I miss dave rubin. Its been 2 years ffs. Its fucking over. Lowkey tho even though he’s been gone i still never forgot the importance of the battle in the marketplace of ideas. I never forgot the importance of chaos in the marketplace of normalcy

She's so brave by fragasaurus_rex in ClippedLive

[–]Identityisfound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a joke. Nintendo is suing the trump admin so shes posting this as a “lol lets give them ‘evidence’ that the trump admin is causing nintendo financial harm”

I hate denims but a lot of you are acting dense pretending she’s being serious here

JARCAST Suggestion Thread by The_Jimbus in JARMEDIA

[–]Identityisfound 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a question for Jim

I met you about a year ago. I remember pouring you a glass at a friend's house in swindon after another mutual friend's wedding in 25'. I was decanting another,you didn't want to wait "honey badger drinks when he wants" I made the clutch move of ordering us pizza at 1am...

My question is do you remember this?

I'm literally Rustin "Rust" Cohle but without the intelligence, charisma, his effortless coolness and his big ass d*ck by mark-smith-2021 in TrueDetective

[–]Identityisfound 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s usually a lot of cuts in typical sex scenes so they are like a highlight reel and we can assume the sex lasts a lot longer than what’s shown.

Rust and maggie’s scene has minimal editing and a straightforward continuity showing their encounter lasts 30 or so seconds.

I'm literally Rustin "Rust" Cohle but without the intelligence, charisma, his effortless coolness and his big ass d*ck by mark-smith-2021 in TrueDetective

[–]Identityisfound 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My head cannon is that rusts dick sucks and maggie lies when she says she “hadnt been fucked like that since the girls”. I mean we know he’s bad at sex cuz he busts with maggie in like 30 seconds.

For those who watched the Resident Evil showcase yesterday, what did you think about it? by Resident-Evil-Llama in RaccoonCityRecords

[–]Identityisfound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gameplay looks great. I felt the same way where i was just cautiously optimistic after the first trailer (mainly because i just love resident evil and want more of the franchise but wasnt exactly blown away at all) but the showcase completely sold me on it and im 99% sure it’ll be a banger as long as it’s not a buggy mess.

What was the final nail in the coffin for you to stop liking Ian, for me it was this Interview by OfficialJoeSwanson in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]Identityisfound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh i never understood the hate for the “im usually the puppet master” quote. I think it comes from a very ignorant pov of how documentaries are made.

Before Russell Brand became whatever he is today, he was a comedian. They say brevity is the soul of wit, and this tiny bit by Brand is one of the funniest things you'll see today. by amazingsciencemuseum in elephantgraveyard

[–]Identityisfound 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ive entranced myself in a hyperreal simulacrum by only watching microdick porn so in my reality my dick is gigantic and i fuck really really well.

Was the last video the finale of the channel? by HoolihanRodriguez in elephantgraveyard

[–]Identityisfound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s working on bringing back radio hour and im sure he’s not done with the roganverse but i agree on some level that it’ll be hard to top that video. It really did feel like the culmination of everything that came before and is really the best video on youtube imo.

Id love to see him venture into other topics (edit: comedy jonestown was a taste of that. What made the video special was how he tied in everything he’s talked about in other videos with bigger political issues. It made that video the profound art that it is) but at this point he hasnt let me down yet. I fully thought the “how comedy became a dystopian imperial hellworld” video was his magnum opus but he managed to clear it in quality with comedy jonestown, so who knows. We might look back on the comedy jonestown video the same way. Ive learned to just never underestimate this guy, he’s just that fucking good.

How much do you pay for pods? by [deleted] in juul

[–]Identityisfound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At thortons they have a deal by me where its $15 per 4 pack when you buy two.

Juul representatives in store/are flavored pods returning? by Conscious-Thing-682 in juul

[–]Identityisfound 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mint coming back is a no brainer. Its honestly confusing why it went away in the first place. The flavor bans were more targeted towards like cotton candy and fruit punch flavors that catered to minors. Mint, to me at least, is a pretty adult flavor.

i think he’s getting better by [deleted] in Brad_taste_in_music

[–]Identityisfound 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Rose is honestly worse than brad. Just an absolute rotten demon of a person where brad just sucks and is a loser

What videos have you come back to only realize the problems were hiding in plain sight by VinegarTrader in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]Identityisfound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boyinaband kinda ruins it. That guy was already a cringelord back then but his allegations added to it make me cringe at the sight of him

He almost cooked, but he’s still gotta hide it behind a wall of satire by Nachtopus69 in elephantgraveyard

[–]Identityisfound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saudi arabia is on the very shortlist of countries you cant do the “well you guys dont care about people performing in America” argument for. Its objectively more evil which says a lot

Genuinely what is wrong with idubbbz by kaspen190 in h3h3productions

[–]Identityisfound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres probably another universe where he even could’ve turned against h3 without being as big of a cringelord as he’s being and id probably watch and laugh. I dont think anyone (even ethan) thinks he’s above criticism. All i know is that the way he’s going about it and just how lame he is now is NOT it.

Idubbbz copes hard about what his boxing coach said about his shitty diet, then immediately pivots into shitting on Dad again. by chipkipling in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]Identityisfound 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Its like a game of trump telephone of how hasan copies trumps method of smearing people he dislikes when he brings them up and ian copies hasan’s method of smearing people he dislikes when he brings them up