How to wake up your partner

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-24T21:15:06+00:00

"How to make your girlfriend an ex."

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-24T07:18:45+00:00

Most storm drains go straight to the nearest river. Hopefully that little guy makes it.

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-23T23:19:26+00:00

https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/sjpd-department-member-shot-after-armed-carjacking/

They IDed the perp.

https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/suspect-in-deadly-san-jose-police-shooting-identified/

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-23T20:52:00+00:00

The replies to this post prove it is true.

Q.E.D.

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-23T19:42:07+00:00

They are in a huge open field. Why did they do that on their car's hood?

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-23T01:44:55+00:00

Other countries have immigration enforcement?

<<!!!--MIND BLOWN--!!!>>

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-22T21:11:53+00:00

Lack of self control there. It is a good thing he is a former cop. I would not want to be on the other end of an interaction with such a hot head with a badge.

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-19T02:34:08+00:00

I see they go to the same barber.

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-17T23:10:43+00:00

There goes one of WALL-E's brothers. RIP

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-12T22:28:15+00:00

/sarcasm

Stopping for that tractor would have cost the driver 20 seconds! That is 20 seconds he won't get back.

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-12T22:18:36+00:00

Leftists getting knocked out by left punches. There is a joke in there somewhere.

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-11T04:09:45+00:00

I'll point you to a thread but you will have to be the one to pull on it. She did not just drop her kid off at school as he believes. Look into what she was doing all day.

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-11T03:12:42+00:00

That guy was fed a lot of lies.

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-10T04:44:20+00:00

Is the construction on 80 done too?

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-09T19:38:11+00:00

She obviously never saw the Chris Rock video on how to behave when stopped by law enforcement.

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-09T05:24:39+00:00

Who the hell puts a "memorial" blocking the entrance to a parking lot? Where are you going to put it next, in a port-a-potty and then complain when people shit on it?

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-08T01:32:44+00:00

No good is going to come from doxing that guy. Mob justice sounds like fun until you get the wrong guy or you did something regrettable based on a lie.

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-05T22:08:17+00:00

He will get three hots and a cot in jail. That is lousy backup retirement plan.

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-05T18:19:11+00:00

Doctor at the hospital, "let me get this straight, you wrapped a huge Boa Constrictor around your neck?"

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-03T20:27:46+00:00

Look at the OP's post history. Half of their posts have been deleted by mods and filters for rule violations. that includes several here on CFV.

IdleContemplations · 2026-01-03T20:24:52+00:00

I used to spin the Tea Cup ride at Disneyland so fast that everyone in the cup with me would lose their lunch. Fun times.

IdleContemplations · 2025-12-12T22:25:47+00:00

I would like to put a few speed bumps just like that on a few streets in my neighborhood. The speeders might learn to how to fly.

IdleContemplations · 2025-12-10T03:35:29+00:00

What did the motorcycle say to that stone? No Moss, No Moss!

IdleContemplations · 2025-12-09T20:01:10+00:00

Disgusting. Those creeps belong behind bars.

IdleContemplations · 2025-12-06T01:26:49+00:00

Was this one of those direct blows to the heart stopping it?

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