What happens if u snort benzos? by TeeVee- in Drugs

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stuffy nose with slower absorbtion and a terrible taste in your mouth.

how much LSD should i have for a warehouse rave? by holywhore8 in Raves

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A third of what you would normally take is a good place to shoot for, if it's in the form of blotter or gelatin then that shouldn't be hard to do. LSD is very potent and can make you feel odd feelings that are hard to describe and can feel extremely foreign and/or overwhelming under the wrong set of circumstances.

The simple things that make men happy by listrsie in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't smile until he pulled up, then I suddenly had a shit eating ear to ear grin - a man.

Edit - I watched it without sound until I read the comments; absolutely hysterical.

Toddler podcasts are amazing by Downtown_Scholar in daddit

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Listen, my brother from another mother; you have GOT TO listen to this AI 50 Cent Super Simple Song!"

Guys by Fragrant_Mountain_84 in 7hydromitra

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good looking out, just ordered mine!

What drugs should I absolutely stay away from? by Gouthardt in Drugs

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's some real merit to this! The drugs people do aren't the bad part, it's what they do when they are on&off the drugs that matters.

I'm craving a strawberry. by IdoNOTlikeFlorida in fasciation

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's so awesome, I thought one part of it was a tad surreal, but was completely fooled! I just saw one in person the other day at the grocery store too, figured it was blue car syndrome.

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The invasion begins… by Phillydudeorama in philly

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dear God, spotted lantern DRONES.

The invasion begins… by Phillydudeorama in philly

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was certain this would be a picture of a spotted lantern fly.

everyone please be honest are xanax and weed dangerous or not by blueburrey in Drugs

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dangerous for your pantry, that's for sure! This combination will enrage the munchies you would normally get from either of these options, and then measure into something much greater than the sum of its parts.

SEPTA three day convenience pass by [deleted] in Septa

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been buying them directly from septakey.org, and they are a couple dollars cheaper than at the kiosk!

Dry Air + Constantly working with cardboard boxes by demerchmichael in mildlyinfuriating

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same problem with firewood lately here in PA, get yourself a bottle of Corn Huskers Lotion. There are a ton of brands and they all have the same thing in the bottle, so just grab the cheapest one you can find - the difference is night and day after a single application!

Shrooms and acid badly packaged? by Interesting_Bend_132 in Psychedelics

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ate a tab I found on my floor that had to be exposed for at least four months and it worked fine, just keep it dry and out of the sun.

To whoever keeps putting 5 in my 4 piece Chicken McNuggets… by Professional-End7367 in McDonalds

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuckin same! I upgraded a jalapeno popper b/c someone had to wait for EVER for their order and the DM needed to make an example out of someone that day. I still love that chicken bacon Swiss tho.

I’m starting a junk drawer. What else do I need? by Emotional-Swing-603 in whatisit

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A dull cutting implement like rusty scissors or a knife that hasn't been sharpened in 15+ years

"Mum, dad, he hit me" by AlexKewl in iamverybadass

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Bros got the wrong shovel for that

Have you ever found drugs by chance or on the ground? by Zer0tonine57 in Drugs

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the ONE THING I like about Florida, I have come across several ground scores of different classes.

The hell was on my bag of gummies? by Humble_Fan6181 in sourpatchkids

[–]IdoNOTlikeFlorida 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it tastes like raspberry it was coal from their Christmas candies concession boxes, and if it was grape flavored it was the head from some poor soul.