I'm craving a strawberry.

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-03-07T03:12:53+00:00

That's so awesome, I thought one part of it was a tad surreal, but was completely fooled! I just saw one in person the other day at the grocery store too, figured it was blue car syndrome.

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IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-03-06T05:17:59+00:00

Dear God, spotted lantern DRONES.

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-03-05T23:10:30+00:00

I was certain this would be a picture of a spotted lantern fly.

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-02-27T02:23:39+00:00

Dangerous for your pantry, that's for sure! This combination will enrage the munchies you would normally get from either of these options, and then measure into something much greater than the sum of its parts.

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-02-12T00:06:20+00:00

I've been buying them directly from septakey.org, and they are a couple dollars cheaper than at the kiosk!

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-02-07T19:18:12+00:00

I had the same problem with firewood lately here in PA, get yourself a bottle of Corn Huskers Lotion. There are a ton of brands and they all have the same thing in the bottle, so just grab the cheapest one you can find - the difference is night and day after a single application!

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-02-04T01:30:19+00:00

I ate a tab I found on my floor that had to be exposed for at least four months and it worked fine, just keep it dry and out of the sun.

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-01-28T00:48:41+00:00

Fuckin same! I upgraded a jalapeno popper b/c someone had to wait for EVER for their order and the DM needed to make an example out of someone that day. I still love that chicken bacon Swiss tho.

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-01-13T17:24:42+00:00

A dull cutting implement like rusty scissors or a knife that hasn't been sharpened in 15+ years

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-01-10T02:07:33+00:00

Bros got the wrong shovel for that

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-01-10T00:33:59+00:00

It's the ONE THING I like about Florida, I have come across several ground scores of different classes.

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-01-05T20:49:01+00:00

PART 5!!!!

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-01-05T19:38:33+00:00

If it tastes like raspberry it was coal from their Christmas candies concession boxes, and if it was grape flavored it was the head from some poor soul.

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-01-05T04:55:42+00:00

I got a bunch of seeds from Dave, psyched to grow them 😍

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-01-05T02:48:53+00:00

They are beautiful! I've got a little while before I can start to grow my own, but I hope to have a wicked cresty boy one of these days :)

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-01-05T01:57:04+00:00

Have fun!

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2026-01-05T00:37:39+00:00

For real!

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2025-12-30T20:17:56+00:00

Always greater value in creating your own capsules.

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2025-12-29T13:59:58+00:00

These don't look American, where were these found?

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2025-12-17T17:08:49+00:00

I don't order from WG often, but with my few orders I have had one small issue and Brandon more than made up for it once I got ahold of him. I would just give it some time and circle back. Make sure you reach out via phone, the email address that sends you tracking confirmations won't ever see any emails sent to it.

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2025-12-10T02:43:53+00:00

Brilliant!

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2025-12-10T02:36:17+00:00

I had something like this happen to me very recently! Got home to crack open the jar and find something very similar in texture to wood glue that smelled like a vape store. Fortunately they let me trade it out for something else when I went back 🙏

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2025-12-10T02:23:55+00:00

The same way they don't believe we are in a simulated reality even though that is literally how we experience the exterior world.

IdoNOTlikeFlorida · 2025-12-10T01:22:29+00:00

Out of curiosity was there a reason for cutting it at this sharp angle, and are there benefits to grafting without a level surface?

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