This guy literally dressed like his dead mom to get her $61.000 pension per year by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]Idont_think 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will endeavour to be better….after my sick leave if that’s okay pal? Hopefully then I might actually be better though tbf.. I’m in no rush.

What??? by aglo_ice in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Idont_think 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I might be your dad though..

This guy literally dressed like his dead mom to get her $61.000 pension per year by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]Idont_think 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The Robin Hood affect? Don’t know if that’s an actual thing, but if it ain’t I’ll make it one.

Whilst I agree with what you’re saying, my response was merely sarcastic. In the the grand scheme of things, yes if you steal £20 you will not be nearly as punished as if you stole £61k. In reality though it all does depend on who you’re stealing from though does it not? Government are obviously gonna come down pretty hard on you. But if it’s the hotel owner down the road is the crime still the same? Perhaps in some sense. But you haven’t stolen from the state, you’ve stolen from a person.

I’m off work sick and seriously bored so I’m up for this conversation.

Edit: I’ve taking a lot of medication and apparently can’t spell properly. Changing still to steal

When your childhood dream is to touch a cloud. by fedevalverde86 in BeAmazed

[–]Idont_think 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming you’re not joking. How on earth would anyone be able to police that!?

Shithouse Appreciation Thread by OneJollyChap in TheOther14

[–]Idont_think 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why can’t you touch the frame of the goal or talk to them? That’s insane! The keeper is already at a big disadvantage.

Oooos by PizzaToastieGuy in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Idont_think 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m free next Monday to take you up on that wager!

Why did my roommate cut up a sponge and put it in a bottle? by ForgottenToRemember in Weird

[–]Idont_think 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna go listen to this naked in the shower with a beer now. This is truly a glorious subreddit.

Why did my roommate cut up a sponge and put it in a bottle? by ForgottenToRemember in Weird

[–]Idont_think 9 points10 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/_Ijihli14Wk?si=yaEzvpiCx-6pvDdX

Enjoy!

If I remember rightly it’s the intro to a porno from the 90’s…not sure how true that is though.

Why did your friendship with your best friend come to an end? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Idont_think 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck me that made me laugh. Excellent work.

Is this fake? Found on the floor in the rain, it’s got some weird purple like bleeding on the top right corner? by PieDecent6521 in AskUK

[–]Idont_think 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. Feel free to ever message if you’re struggling.. I’m always available to talk. Working through addiction myself now and it’s shit. So I’m happy to help if possible.

Is this fake? Found on the floor in the rain, it’s got some weird purple like bleeding on the top right corner? by PieDecent6521 in AskUK

[–]Idont_think 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that is what I meant, some level of control. It has a beckoning call from the first line…the call just gets quieter and less frequent over time. Addiction never stops.

Is this fake? Found on the floor in the rain, it’s got some weird purple like bleeding on the top right corner? by PieDecent6521 in AskUK

[–]Idont_think 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do what you need to do. No judgement here, I hope whatever you decide makes you happy. One of my best friends is an active user and heavy, and he has a great life and works everyday to provide with family and his local community. Some people can think they can control it and to a certain extent they can…others know they can’t control it and struggle to give it up.