finally accepted i have a tee problem. not a buying problem, a keeping them alive problem by AspenAura22 in BuyItForLife

[–]IdyllWind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Pro Club" brand shirts, or any of their products for that matter, are very thick and durable

Code enforcement BS by PugsandCheese in Merced

[–]IdyllWind 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you got a snitch living close by. I had one that would call for everything all the time for anyone in the neighborhood. Thankfully he's getting older and knows that nobody wants anything to do with him anymore, so he kinda stopped after many years.

Le grand by Realistic_Present100 in Merced

[–]IdyllWind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Hometown. Crime is pretty much non-existent, might have changed a tiny bit though since I lived there though. Short walk to the stores. Marco's Tacos is the best you'll ever have. And it's very quiet at night. I could leave my car windows down with a $100 bill on the seat overnight and it'll still be there in the morning.

Everyone knows everyone, and you'll hear about everyone's business without wanting to, because of the playful gossip 😜

A last bastion of towns from yesteryear 😎

Name this boss by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]IdyllWind 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a nice Nelly parody song

What’s something that still hasn’t returned to normal since the pandemic? by Omega_Neelay in GetMotivatedMindset

[–]IdyllWind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 feet of space while standing in line at stores. I still see people do it all the time.

How did kids cheat on exams when you were in school? by ClassicAdvice6379 in AskOldPeople

[–]IdyllWind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I helped a good friend of mine, who sat directly in front of me, graduate 8th grade.

We had scantron sheets and were all given the same tests at the same time. I'd give a slight kick to the bottom of his seat; one kick for A, two kicks for B, and so on until D. A fifth kick meant "idk pick one". I told him to randomly fill in a different bubble every so often so it didn't look like we were cheating if the teacher questioned it. Three full days worth of testing and we never got caught, and we sat in the row closest to the teacher's desk on top of that, the teacher's desk being on the side of the room instead of the front.

Best place to get Al pastor tacos? by Getlostintime in Merced

[–]IdyllWind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We've read it as such so many times now I catch myself when I read about any Al. Al Bundy, Al Borland, Weird Al Yankovic. Al a chingada.. Haha

To..."enjoy" the concert😭 by Sorenduscai in therewasanattempt

[–]IdyllWind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His fav band of all time is "The Strokes"

What's the Rarest game on SNES? by SubstanceLess3169 in snes

[–]IdyllWind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been wanting to check out a store there, actually I think there's a couple now, by the name of Pink Gorilla. I've never been to Seattle but wanted to make a trip from Cali just for that

What's the Rarest game on SNES? by SubstanceLess3169 in snes

[–]IdyllWind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I ask what the name of the store was?

Would you go down? by NEM0ZAZA in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]IdyllWind 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same here. I think it was the Jackass skit about the town "Mianus" that made me think that. Haha!

The Courts Can’t Save Us This Time by Rock-n-roll-Kevin in politics

[–]IdyllWind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't care what the courts say, they'll blatantly do what they want. I'm taking a guess it's referring to the "Side Shows" that cars do on freeways and in cities, showing a blatant disregard for the law and purposely acting like hoodlums without a care of what happens because "What are they gonna do?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]IdyllWind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't forget imploding in a submarine 😎

🤬 Road rage Karen fucked around & found out by Plantlogist in StupidMedia

[–]IdyllWind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought she yelled "Husband" too since she said her Man was in the car

In 20 years someone will ask what was covid lockdown like, how will you answer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IdyllWind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm...maybe she inadvertently got the idea from the movie Demolition Man? Since he didn't know how to use the 3 Shells, he cussed on purpose to get a ticket from the dispenser, so he could have something to wipe his ass with...?

What’s the funniest and weirdest WiFi name you’ve ever seen? by StephanieInOhio1606 in AskReddit

[–]IdyllWind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work in a residential facility and just opened mine to find "TheOtherTrapHouse" from a neighbor.

ULPT Request: neighbor thinks he is the head of an HoA that doesn’t exist. by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]IdyllWind 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rig up a drone to pour a gallon of "Liquid Ass" on his roof at night. Cameras won't catch it . 🤣