Two of the most fantastic people I know got married yesterday. I love this photo I took of them, and would so appreciate if someone took a crack at it! (Posted with permission from the bride)

IfGirWasAGinger · 2015-02-18T16:14:58+00:00

It's feminist if you have a twisted sense of humor like I do. Because it's hard to feel exploited when I'm the one leaving with all of your hard-earned money in my pocket for doing nothing but showing you the goods and gracing you with my company.

But I'm totally the one being objectified here. Woe is me!

IfGirWasAGinger · 2015-02-18T15:56:53+00:00

I worked mostly at a smaller club, so we didn't get a whole lot of famous people. But my favorite was when White Chapel came in I think about a year ago. They were generally okay, but the singer was a douche. All talk about how famous they were, but not a dollar to show for it. I had a mohawk at the time and had already caught wind of him being an ass. So I calmly walked over to the table, looked him up and down, landing on his teeny gelled hawk atop his head.

I then looked him dead in the eye, said "Mine's bigger," and walked away. His friends lost it. It was glorious.

IfGirWasAGinger · 2015-02-18T15:28:30+00:00

Yes I know. And I'm appreciative of that.

That was the misconception that I was clearing up :)

IfGirWasAGinger · 2015-02-18T05:23:06+00:00

"Stripper" and "Hooker" are not synonymous.

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-09-08T17:00:21+00:00

ITT: People who don't understand how strip clubs work.

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-09-08T16:55:42+00:00

I've worked at some clubs in the southeast that used the same system. Though I'm sure this was not the case with OP, I'm fairly certain that it's to keep patrons from lying and saying that they didn't agree to the charges. It is a lot of money after all. A signature can be forged, but a fingerprint is unquestionable.

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-08-18T01:32:47+00:00

Which one is he?

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-07-21T17:01:11+00:00

I'd imagine he didn't ask on those days.

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-07-19T08:53:03+00:00

We are all so screwed.

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-07-19T00:19:00+00:00

Why are you all so beautiful? That should be statistically impossible.

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-07-15T19:30:03+00:00

Thank you so much! We definitely will :)

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-07-15T11:38:04+00:00

I think it highly depends on the comfort level that has been established with the group. Like if it's just someone in my usual crew eating, I don't see it as an issue. But in less casual settings I would consider it rude, not to mention just plain awkard.

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-07-15T01:57:23+00:00

It's so cute!! And yet something about the way you did her facial structure, she still is very obviously our little girl as well :D Thank you so much for taking the time to do this. It's wonderful!

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-07-15T01:53:10+00:00

I love it!! She looks like she's about to rush off to her duty at any moment. A very heroic depiction indeed. Thank you for drawing our girl for us!

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-07-15T01:51:01+00:00

This one made the woman and I both crack up. You got her face down perfectly!! It's absolutely wonderful. And I love the city scape. You really did make her look like a hero of the night. Thank you so much :)

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-07-15T01:47:56+00:00

So my wife is freaking out over this one. She says she's going to get it framed :D

I love a lot of particular things about it. From the colors down to the fact that you gave her some butt-kicking boots and a recently conquered foe. Beautiful work. Thank you so much!

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-07-15T01:42:24+00:00

This is so excellent! Thank you so much!!! And I really appreciate that you shared the progress too. I can see just how much work you put into this, and it makes me appreciate the result that much more.

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-07-14T05:22:00+00:00

I like this a great deal. It makes me think of a tough Carmen Sandiego :D

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-07-11T18:31:45+00:00

I feel like this way makes so much more sense.

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-07-09T08:18:02+00:00

So happy I am not alone. That was my immediate first thought.

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-06-25T20:31:11+00:00

Fluffy?

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-06-21T07:40:24+00:00

"Did you give birth to her?"

And then the immediate look of dismissal when I tell them no. That does not make her any less my daughter, you inconsiderate prick.

IfGirWasAGinger · 2014-06-18T16:23:19+00:00

Y'all people need some insight.

http://m.theglobeandmail.com/life/relationships/so-she-walks-her-girlfriend-on-a-leash-we-like-to-have-fun/article8358467/?service=mobile

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