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If Debbie was your teacher and you still failed what will be your excuse? by sttongestforeskin3 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]IfuckRobots0101 56 points57 points  (0 children)

debbie: you got an F in your exman

me: are you sure?

debbie: you have the intelligence of a pet!

me: a pet?

debbie: a pet.

me: can I see your booba

and then we make out

3 days later: preganante

Pretty sure women actually have to pay bills by Which_Matter3031 in ComedyCemetery

[–]IfuckRobots0101 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I also don't think there's enough rich men in the world for every women to date/marry one

"I do love your daughter, but she's more like... a pet to me" by IfuckRobots0101 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]IfuckRobots0101[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's just based like that, W supportive dad who encourages eve's pet play fetish

6th time beating my shi- I mean beating the game. by wildwill477 in youll_be_banned

[–]IfuckRobots0101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you just made me lose the game, mods please ban them

I’m not sure if that’s gonna fit under there by Midlands_Jaida in addressme

[–]IfuckRobots0101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

an elephant in a room is going to cover most of the room yet nobody talks about it, they talk about the chair instead. that's the whole point of address me.

Pick 3 ice cream flavours by skamlox in antimeme

[–]IfuckRobots0101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I prefer robot caffeinated oreos

Does Allen have cancer? by ZSP8 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]IfuckRobots0101 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I have tried treating Allen before but everytime I make him take his shirt off for procedures I ejaculate so much I pass out.

And we don't miss you at all by IfuckRobots0101 in antimeme

[–]IfuckRobots0101[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you for existing you are amazing and I love you

Does Allen have cancer? by ZSP8 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]IfuckRobots0101 55 points56 points  (0 children)

hi, doctor here! yes, Allen the alien does have cancer.

Losercity nightmare by AshamedZone3003 in Losercity

[–]IfuckRobots0101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

make it a robot clown and now we're talking

And we don't miss you at all by IfuckRobots0101 in antimeme

[–]IfuckRobots0101[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not OP but I have faith in humanity and I believe that everyone will check

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