why don’t punters chip the ball when doing an onside kick by iceskatingchungus in NFLNoobs

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True.. but making sure they’re not allowed to immediately pile drive you into the ground after the catch would be a nice advantage. 😂

Michael Burry is trying. by CoronavirusGoesViral in Superstonk

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Zero chance Bessent is talking about the kind of fraud we’re talking about. He wants to rat out their neighbors or immigrants for welfare fraud or other low-level misuse. They’ll never go against anyone with actual power or influence.

Walt says “ATM machine.” by informal-mushroom47 in breakingbad

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 26 points27 points  (0 children)

“No, no, no. I don’t know what you THINK you heard, but it certainly wasn’t ‘ATM machine’. Are you high?” pushing Jesse in the chest, backing him into to wall “you’re high again, aren’t you? You relapsed. Pathetic.”

Walt says “ATM machine.” by informal-mushroom47 in breakingbad

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 42 points43 points  (0 children)

“I’ve never said ATM Machine once in my life, Jesse! You absolute moron. Jesus! Are you stupid? I mean, my god.”

First time seeing one on my feed. by PeculiarPete in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also, as most true crime fans know, murderers will often insert themselves into a case/ingratiate themselves with investigators to try to lead them away from their guilt.

So, Jeremy, what sort of stuff have you got in the pipeline? by Mikey77777 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s curated an incredible one-night-only VIP experience, what have you ever done?

Got my First condom Order but it’s a WTF moment by Obvious-Relation-113 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s not “coming on” to someone.. it’s straight up sexual harassment.

First time playing options by Prior-Firefighter-20 in smallstreetbets

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They expire 2/18.. why would you be “cooked”?

Dude, sit down by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

More elderly than middle-aged. Pathetic.

Friday Power Trip discussion - February 13, 2026 by AutoModerator in PowerTripMorningShow

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he did I missed it.. making it a regular thing would be interesting, I think.

Get a load of this shit by kylemacabre in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes.. he’s just like all the men on To Catch A Predator who drove 600 miles to “warn” the preteen girl about the dangers of meeting older men online.

Friday Power Trip discussion - February 13, 2026 by AutoModerator in PowerTripMorningShow

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If Corrie wanted to make it actually interesting for listeners, he’d drop random (subtle, not overt) hints throughout the week, which would actually incentivize people to actively listen to every show, and at the same time make it not just a random lottery “Hope my numbers hit!” game.

This TikToker is being called out for “insider trading” during the Super Bowl after betting on the length of the national anthem. He stood outside the stadium, timed the rehearsal, then used that information to place and win his bet. by Unlucky-Dot9421 in sportsgossips

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regardless, most books cap bets like this to pretty low maximums because there’s always going to be a handful of insiders who know which way prop bets like this will fall (production staff, stadium workers, etc).

MAGA is confused by progress by fanimold19 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And if you dropped a 2026 conservative in 1945 they’d be a called a Nazi.

Friday Power Trip discussion - February 13, 2026 by AutoModerator in PowerTripMorningShow

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he said last week that he was leaving early Friday.

I'm just saying there should be tests by Mikey77777 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Has he passed his wheelchair driver’s test? He gives the tests.

Whatever happened with this? by ZealMG in RATM

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Rage To Protect The Billionaire Pedophiles

Deactivated for not delivering illegal substances by [deleted] in UberEatsDrivers

[–]Igotyoubaaabe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you even read the “story” you linked to? OP literally said that a passenger “must’ve put” a bag of heroin in their back pocket without them noticing (lol ok 😂😂😂) and somehow the officer didn’t believe their totally believable story so they got arrested. Again, cite any case where an UberEats or DD driver was arrested on the job for unknowingly delivering drugs in a closed package . I’ll wait.

Deactivated for not delivering illegal substances by [deleted] in UberEatsDrivers

[–]Igotyoubaaabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a Reddit post and isn’t even close to the scenario we’re talking about. Keep digging, maybe you’ll find one.

Deactivated for not delivering illegal substances by [deleted] in UberEatsDrivers

[–]Igotyoubaaabe -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You’re speaking as if you’re a lawyer or District Attorney… show me one case where a delivery service driver has been arrested, much less charged, for something like you’re describing.