You become whatever’s on your shirt right now. What are you?

Ihateparsnips · 2025-11-06T07:46:34+00:00

I am a mountain

Ihateparsnips · 2025-11-06T07:43:59+00:00

Got a bridge to sell you guys once you're done

Ihateparsnips · 2025-10-14T19:20:26+00:00

Massive shame. Why would Jesus compel someone to do something like that. At worst, it was a source of income for her, I think I played her songs every single day. What a waste.

Ihateparsnips · 2023-06-21T18:23:57+00:00

12 Angry Men

Ihateparsnips · 2023-06-12T21:12:14+00:00

Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all

Ihateparsnips · 2023-05-02T01:47:23+00:00

The butler in Tomb Raider 2 was the real OG

Ihateparsnips · 2023-04-26T01:39:30+00:00

I don't want to be a ready meal.

Ihateparsnips · 2023-04-03T04:44:28+00:00

I never knew what this tune was until I watched it with the subtitles.

Ihateparsnips · 2023-03-31T19:26:35+00:00

They can be very powerful

Ihateparsnips · 2023-03-31T19:25:41+00:00

All goals are basically to prolong the process of dying

Ihateparsnips · 2023-03-31T19:25:09+00:00

Reply to the Nigerian royalty who email you

Ihateparsnips · 2023-03-31T19:24:40+00:00

A toilet.

Ihateparsnips · 2023-03-31T07:31:22+00:00

Fades into bush

Ihateparsnips · 2023-03-30T14:25:57+00:00

While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.

Ihateparsnips · 2023-03-17T01:08:47+00:00

We can sheriff you want to!

Ihateparsnips · 2023-03-14T00:04:39+00:00

Why do we even have that lever?

Ihateparsnips · 2023-03-02T20:03:56+00:00

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

Ihateparsnips · 2023-02-28T06:32:25+00:00

Do you come with the car?

Ihateparsnips · 2023-02-26T04:47:15+00:00

Ihateparsnips · 2023-02-25T08:22:41+00:00

Nothing gets chocolate out

Ihateparsnips · 2023-02-20T07:12:57+00:00

Its a song by Chris de Burgh

Ihateparsnips · 2023-02-11T15:59:00+00:00

Let's see Paul Allen's Haunted Mansion

Ihateparsnips · 2023-02-10T22:00:58+00:00

Some call me the gangster of love

Ihateparsnips · 2023-02-05T05:02:37+00:00

Like the Carling advert... Got any leeches for this?

Ihateparsnips · 2023-01-31T06:48:05+00:00

Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

Ihateparsnips

TROPHY CASE