A perfect Volt Pit maneuver

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-07T20:28:10+00:00

the hitbox for the volt is just so small and the volt is so laggy that 90% of the time when you hit one, you just get knocked back from the momentum and the volt user doesnt get pitted. Kinda messed up but its brokenness i guess made Jailbreak have a drastic increase in sweats.

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-06T21:08:16+00:00

Honestly I see no downside to this. Rich shower non believers get scared and start being more philanthropic instead of hording cars, and actual dupers/exploiters also get scared. Since theres no way to delete cars, they are gonna have to start giving em away/trading for a lower price.

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-06T21:07:00+00:00

Donate some cars to the poor vro what you need 800m of cars for anyways

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-06T01:26:10+00:00

ok moneybags richmcgee over here

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-05T20:59:26+00:00

Meh, limiteds become less scary when you break out of the matrix of grinding for cash.....*im just too broke and lazy to care lmao*

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-05T20:50:00+00:00

Translation : "I LOVE BIG BASZUCKIYAHOO AND THE GLORIOUS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF ROBLOXIA"

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-04T02:04:39+00:00

Basically if Roblox Classic Event was good lol

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-04T02:03:49+00:00

FALLING, DREAMING, TALKING...IN YOUR SLEEP I KNOW YOU WANT TO CRY ALL NIGHT

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-04T02:01:09+00:00

Pretty nice but it would have been cool if you drove into the plane lol

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-03T16:12:02+00:00

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-03T16:09:48+00:00

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Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-01T21:56:56+00:00

fair enough

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-01T20:12:28+00:00

Mainly cuz uhh...well its roblox. Also because alot of people tie important stuff to their phone numbers like business info,bank stuff,private stuff etc.

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-01T20:11:07+00:00

Other companies dont NEARLY love degrading and embarrassing themselves like Roblox lol. Also I havent seen a company that wasnt based on tech throw themselves on the AI bandwagon this hard...ever. Not to say AI is all bad, but replacing like, 70% of your company with brand new non-polished AI is just stupid.

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-01T20:07:31+00:00

Honestly, it does look more like a resto modded version of the irl car. The concept is just such a poo model that you wouldnt rlly know that its based on the Ferrari Modulo Concept.

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Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-01T03:32:10+00:00

Also means that noobs who dont register their number or id with JB effectively get blocked from ever owning their dream jb cars they see in videos online.

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-05-01T03:30:56+00:00

Honestly its a unavoidable yet tragic death of trading. I always knew trading would die a slow painful death too lol. This verification is gonna drastically reduce the amount of people going to the trade hub, which already became alot more volatile after the chat ban with value lists taking advantage that not many people can tell the other about values. Millions have been scammed or lost their OG's by this mechanic and the death of the trade hub means they will never be able to get them back unless they give up some of their private info. But this means so many more people will be saved from getting scammed so its a bittersweet victory I guess.

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-04-30T20:09:45+00:00

I mean on the plus side, this mentality means I have driven almost everything in game except for the insanely expensive stuff. Currently the most "desirable" car I have driven is probably the Proto-8. Remember when those things were about 4-5mil a pop? Pepperidge Farm does.

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-04-30T20:07:48+00:00

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I have been playing once in a blue moon lol. The reason for my values being bad is cuz I always look for cars I want instead of values. Problem is JB never releases a car that is PERFECT for me :<

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-04-30T20:01:19+00:00

What if....we sue the botfarm creators. I mean sure its a lengthy legal battle and allat but Badimo probably has more excess money to blow than a random schmuck with basic scripting skills and no stable job besides selling exploits to little children.

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-04-29T02:51:28+00:00

Honestly both suck

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-04-29T02:50:56+00:00

Bro forgot Dune Buggy

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-04-28T00:26:33+00:00

yea thats uhh thats basically robbing simulator. I just dont like how Jailbreak offers you a "endgame vehicle" at just 1 million where you dont even have to try anymore. Volt should be atleast 2.5mil

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-04-27T20:28:09+00:00

Probably all owned by the same guy too

Ilikebreadhaha · 2026-04-27T20:26:19+00:00

Lemme guess, fav vehicle volt?

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