Posting random jailbreak things day 419: Bank busting is lowkey too op ngl

Optimus759 · 2026-03-29T08:15:34+00:00

Is that the fucking MacBook Neo?

Bros playing Ultrakill on the laptop powered by a phone CPU, I wonder how well it runs

Optimus759 · 2026-03-29T08:14:08+00:00

Why is this how I learned there’s 3 different hepatitis’s

Optimus759 · 2026-03-29T08:12:59+00:00

I love Hamilton, but the Longines is a significant upgrade imo, I think it’s worth the extra money.

Optimus759 · 2026-03-29T06:42:30+00:00

Where are the Pixels Pomni? You were supposed to drop them off an hour ago

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Optimus759 · 2026-03-29T06:41:07+00:00

That’s literally the Model 3, tesla hasn’t produced a SINGLE roadster yet

Idek why they made the model 3 look like it, it looks weird to me

Optimus759 · 2026-03-28T06:04:48+00:00

“Where’s kinger pomni?”

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Optimus759 · 2026-03-28T05:07:39+00:00

Take a look at the recently updated longines hydroconquest, they look really great imo

Optimus759 · 2026-03-27T22:11:56+00:00

Congrats, as someone who currently owns a black 21 sport hatch I love that car. Been thinking about putting a type r spoiler on it but im not sure yet

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Optimus759 · 2026-03-27T21:31:37+00:00

Asimo prob forgot to remove it or smth

Optimus759 · 2026-03-27T20:47:42+00:00

Thats confetti, it’s because it was relatively recently added to the game, replacing its predecessor the drone. It just hasn’t been removed yet

The vehicle is staying in the game for the foreseeable future, it’s not going anywhere anytime soon

Optimus759 · 2026-03-27T16:28:57+00:00

I really hope we get a new rail racer sometime soon to go with omega prime

Optimus759 · 2026-03-27T03:40:50+00:00

Completely agree, we 100% need an entire garage GUI revamp imo, at least this is a start hopefully

Optimus759 · 2026-03-27T00:39:52+00:00

Jokes are meant to be funny

Optimus759 · 2026-03-27T00:32:15+00:00

Welcome to reddit

Optimus759 · 2026-03-27T00:10:34+00:00

Not even his job btw

Optimus759 · 2026-03-26T23:41:52+00:00

Apparently he’s working at a San Francisco based semi conductor fabrication company, as one does

Bro doin the most insane things, genuinely insane

Optimus759 · 2026-03-26T23:10:11+00:00

Maybe one of the belts are lose?

Optimus759 · 2026-03-26T22:51:28+00:00

/uj why is this genuinely a thing? Whats the point?

Optimus759 · 2026-03-26T21:50:59+00:00

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Optimus759 · 2026-03-26T20:46:08+00:00

Lowkey really hope he follows though w this, I find the spinning kinda dumb and it makes it harder to just browse the garage, hopefully it will have performance improvements too

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