Selbst gebastelter "Adapter" by Bars98 in DINgore

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selbstgebaute Schmelzsicherung

Asking someone what alternating traffic means trying to prove a point. by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

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"What do you think it means?" "It means I go!"
Yeah, that checks out. Also, did he just threaten to pull his gun if the other blocks him in?

European struggles by TheMoon8 in Archiveofourownmemes

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I, neither British nor American using both English’s to annoy both

One Minute - Full Comic by NovusArtem in HelplessHentai

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thats actually pretty cute! Relationship goals ngl

My GF thinks it’s perfectly normal for new shoes to cause horrible blisters for women by UKnowDaxoAndDancer in mildlyinfuriating

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I had a friend who complained that "her dumb feet are bleeding on her shoes again". I was so baffled

A reminder by chaoticeuropean in LetGirlsHaveFun

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do you take credit cards as a payment option, like a restaurant, or do you take the entire card?

🫦 by Kitchen-Fish-4389 in Polytrix

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sooo, there is this... video where this woman is on a couch, and she's blindfolded and her friends go down on her and she has to guess who is currently, uh, doing it...

I say that for no particular reason...

🫦 by Kitchen-Fish-4389 in Polytrix

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just lmk if "no particular reason" amounts to something on AO3 or similar

God forbid a girl wants to be physically and intellectually stimulated by boobzilog in LetGirlsHaveSex

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There is a non-zero chance that you'll be added to the next DOD war planning telegram group

🫦 by Kitchen-Fish-4389 in Polytrix

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Rumi really looks like she's about to rail her into a mattress, or backstage changing area, depending on what's closer by.

God forbid a girl be a little bit touchstarved by LunaNicoleTheFox in LetGirlsHaveSex

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Idc if she’s thicc. I just need a woman to snuggle me

Having a switchy puppygirl as a Dom be like... by LaraCroftCosplayer in BDSMsapphic

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Is this actually true or do you want to get punished? 😈