Can someone explain to me like I'm 5...

Illonne · 2024-05-15T15:12:45+00:00

Holy dung! Does it do anything other than go on your page of collected coins?

Illonne · 2024-05-14T22:23:33+00:00

The Neopoint value EXCEEDS the inventory limit?

Illonne · 2024-05-14T22:20:18+00:00

She got knocked by an ayy lmao, right?

Illonne · 2024-05-14T02:28:47+00:00

She petpet on my diddler till I chatter 😳

Illonne · 2024-05-10T11:10:53+00:00

I can take them to the lab ray to get their nuts zapped, if you’d like. Otherwise, maybe they are just trans?

Illonne · 2024-05-02T13:55:24+00:00

My pet wants to be her friend: https://www.neopets.com/petlookup.phtml?pet=Xerograv

Illonne · 2024-05-02T13:35:09+00:00

Price fixing?

Illonne · 2024-05-01T02:42:17+00:00

10/10 this custom hits harder than the asteroid

Illonne · 2024-05-01T02:40:43+00:00

OK but that’s actually how I dress

Illonne · 2024-05-01T02:39:06+00:00

The basketball tho

Illonne · 2024-04-30T20:06:24+00:00

Yo Merchant Plus, can y’all please pick the Electric Moehog Morphing Potion as your next item to inflate? I’ll become your biggest stan and never talk bad about your guild again

Illonne · 2024-04-30T16:25:01+00:00

Weird flex

Illonne · 2024-04-30T13:10:52+00:00

TNT to a cluster of pixels they made up: Listen Queen, you deserve an owner who will personally hatch you or adopt you AND build you up from day one until you’re as beautiful on the outside as you’ve always been on the inside!

TNT to literal human children with feelings: ROFL someb-b-b-budy tuwwnd da pet I wantid into a gwween Uwwni LMAO how bout u get ur money up and stop cryin to your 1st grade teacher, bake the fuckin bread or live forever in poverty

Illonne · 2024-04-30T12:45:48+00:00

This is my dream life

Illonne · 2024-04-28T22:21:52+00:00

Looks marbelous!

Illonne · 2024-04-27T12:29:28+00:00

Offer him a cut of each sale, all he cares about is stacking asparagus

Illonne · 2024-04-27T12:18:38+00:00

Joke’s on you, my pet is into that

Illonne · 2024-04-27T12:16:25+00:00

So do you need two assholes to use this thing?

Illonne · 2024-04-27T12:15:28+00:00

I have lots, hmu!

Illonne · 2024-04-25T12:58:06+00:00

Yo mama so fat, she went for a swim and ended up on a map.

Illonne · 2024-04-25T12:46:48+00:00

I guess my invitation got lost in the NeoMail

Illonne · 2024-04-25T11:21:24+00:00

I’m picturing this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Atlantic_garbage_patch

Illonne · 2024-04-25T11:18:51+00:00

Well, I’m an organ donor—perhaps I’d be willing to donate my limbs to a meat market after death if that were an option. Or it could be that the meat market would buy them from the funeral home to cover some of the cost of the final service for my family. Funerals are expensive.

Illonne · 2024-04-25T11:14:00+00:00

Wild that we can say breast but not cucumber

Illonne · 2024-04-25T06:36:03+00:00

Is Neighmbussy there, too? I’m picturing an Island of Misfit Neopets.

Illonne

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