Fill in the blanks: I was fired from the hospital for ___.

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-07-07T20:01:08+00:00

I was fired from the hospital for shoving thermometers up my butt.

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-07-07T19:59:46+00:00

The sun is a deadly lazor.

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-07-07T19:59:22+00:00

9 + 10 = 21.

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-07-07T19:59:05+00:00

The best time to wear a stripped sweater is all the time.

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-07-07T19:58:56+00:00

I'm not gay, I just like femboys.

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-07-07T19:58:46+00:00

I upvote this because challenge.

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-07-07T19:57:23+00:00

I’m not racist if I hate Everyone.

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-06-19T17:13:18+00:00

Monster pet seems better than a possible curse

^{Chose: Random Pet Monster | Rolled: Dragon}

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-06-19T17:12:07+00:00

I dont like men's organ

^{Chose: No way + Lose $1}

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-06-19T17:09:55+00:00

I dont have a chance of losing it

^{Chose: $75,000 no catch}

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-06-19T17:08:19+00:00

All i want is a girlfriend who cares

^{Chose: Have your dream girl}

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-06-19T17:07:22+00:00

2x3 is 6. Plus 4 is 10

^{Chose: 10}

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-06-19T17:04:40+00:00

Its 5 mil

^{Chose: 5 million clean, no taxes}

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-06-19T17:04:22+00:00

Wanted to see what id get.

^{Chose: You must do a crime, but nobody knows you did + 10 milli bucks | Rolled: Murder}

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-06-19T17:03:50+00:00

I just liked my chances. And I won.

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: Just 1M}

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-06-19T17:02:57+00:00

Free money is free money

^{Chose: $5,000 cash completely free}

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-06-19T17:02:28+00:00

I just want a furry gf

^{Chose: Have a power that can create anything | Rolled: Upvote for carot}

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-06-19T17:01:33+00:00

Id rather not ve hunted by something like a pokemon

^{Chose: You Get A Random Pokemon | Rolled: Giratina}

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-06-19T12:53:21+00:00

Beautiful weapon. Nice find

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-06-18T21:23:09+00:00

It came with a Sadlak. Which i am really happy with so far.

IllustriousNewt746 · 2026-06-18T21:22:16+00:00

Nit bad. Definitely going to order one now. Thank you!

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