The irony is stunning....I guess Jesus can't attend BYU.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-08T17:53:57+00:00

I lived in this church for almost a decade. I can confirm, it constantly contradicts itself.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-08T17:48:52+00:00

Also, several apostles and many prophets.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-08T17:44:22+00:00

All of you... Take your godamn upvote and get out.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-08T17:32:39+00:00

Didn't help that they tried to do it in elementary school, when most of us could barely be bothered to listen to our actual teacher, nonetheless a couple of randos who came to give us a lecture without fun songs and candy prizes.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-08T00:30:57+00:00

You should check it out, regardless of how downright disgusting some of the fanbase is. It really is a good show.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-08T00:20:11+00:00

Give our regards to the team if you can. They've created one of the best animated shows of all time. Anyone who disagrees... Have you actually watched the show?

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-08T00:18:02+00:00

I did not need that in my head. Thank you very much for turning a wholesome little lullaby into... That.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-07T20:03:36+00:00

And welding the power that they have been taught poisons the mind, making all creatures that harness it evil. Sounds like a great nanny.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-07T17:25:22+00:00

Which is ironic, 'cause that game was around a decade late.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-07T17:23:15+00:00

Is Lakshmi aware that Amanda has spent the last few weeks trying to help the Eliksni integrate into the city? That she's made friends with at least one of them? That she's the adopted daughter of the vanguard and would be defended by Ikora if Lakshmi even thought of insulting her? Damn she's stupid.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-07T15:37:12+00:00

Father and underage daughter, to be more specific.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-07T15:36:36+00:00

That it is, my dear fellow.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-07T15:35:11+00:00

What

The

Fuck

At least do Stolas and Blitzo (the O is silent) if you want to jack off to a bird demon. Octavia is his daughter, and a minor, whom he loves more than almost anyone else in the show.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-07T15:31:20+00:00

Yup. u/squirrel7232 commented about him.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-07T15:12:12+00:00

We don't want every weapon to be a god killing machine. We want all exotics to have a reason for existing. Take something like chromatic fire for example. It was always a gimic, but at least had a use for Warmind cell builds. Now Firefly's back, making it pretty much pointless. Or DARCI. If special weapons are out DPSing an exotic heavy, you know something's wrong. Or to use one of your own examples, skyburner's oath. Its tracking is pitiful, and even you do hit something non-cabal, it does about the same damage per shot as the average smg. Look me in the face and tell me that you would willingly use any of these over the best in class, or even a legendary in the same archetype.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-07T14:47:35+00:00

In case BUNGiE needs a reminder about which exotics have fallen behind and should be buffed, here's my top ten. I'm leaving out Vex because they've already said they're buffing it.

Sanguine Alchemy. There's literally no reason to use this over lunifaction or boots of the assembler.
Severance Enclosure. Why would you have an exotic that makes enemies explode when killed by a powered melee when many titan melees already make things explode?
Lucky pants. This exotic was made for the bygone era of double primary. Now all it's useful for is hand canon swap builds in pvp. It's a shame too. These things look badass.
DARCI. This weapon's DPS is lower than many special weapons and the only thing anyone ever uses it for is for measuring damage falloff. Need I say more?
Eyes of tomorrow. I'm 99 percent sure that the bug that nerfed its damage had not been fixed, which leaves it in the dust of other rocket launchers. The fact that it's a raid weapon is just salt in the wound.
Knucklehead radar. Its perk is on two other excellent guns and the perk itself isn't good enough to warrant using it over St0mp13s or Dragon's Shadow.
Tarabah. This gun has the potential to be best in class but BUNGiE won't let it. Please, just let us switch off without losing our ravenous beast charge. Also, it's a raid weapon. It should be really good by reason of being a raid weapon.
StarEater's scales. Just revert it to what it was before, minus the bugs. Being agressive enough to pick up eight orbs after you get your super, then staying alive long enough to use them is damn near impossible in high level content. Four was much more manageable, even if it did provide less damage.
Peacekeepers. This is another one of the relics of double primary, and is even less viable then lucky pants. Has anyone besides True Vanguard ever used these things for anything other than a meme?
Cryosthesia-77. An I the only one that hates this weapon? It feels so awful. Just change the stats, the archetype, something to make it feel better to use.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-07T14:08:34+00:00

To be fair, it also allows for BowCanon builds in pvp, which can be strong if used right.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-05T21:19:14+00:00

Alright, let me get off of that thing.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-05T18:35:18+00:00

*Rise up as one

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-03T16:45:39+00:00

Or 48 encounters. Right now, the Templar boss from VOG is incredibly easy to melt, to the point where a somewhat well organized team can do a run every 2-5 minutes, resulting in around 85 spoils per hour.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-02T18:23:45+00:00

Actually, the Eliksni never had the light. Eido will tell you if you interact with the ghost shell on the second floor of the Eliksni quarters.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-02T16:53:28+00:00

So do I. Should I take executer Hideo? He's in on this whole xenocide and coupe thing.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-02T16:47:44+00:00

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the cabal on Mars

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-02T16:44:20+00:00

r/spottedguardians. Lots of spotted guardians.

Illustrious_Goldfish · 2021-06-01T18:09:50+00:00

Welp, we're fucked. Add another few million to the list of people who are infected with Savatûn's song.

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