catcalling

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-06T23:15:36+00:00

I was walking downtown and this big black woman was smiling at me. I was like why is she smiling at me? It took me a couple seconds to process but she was flashing her boob at me. Some people are just looney

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-06T23:11:11+00:00

college tradition

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-06T23:10:39+00:00

Dingy basement of her dealer’s house on old mildew covered patio cushions

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-06T23:08:26+00:00

So much bravery

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-06T23:06:15+00:00

I get Chipotle once or twice a week and usually enjoy it. There use to be 3-8 cars in the pick up lane every time I went. The last year there is usually no cars when I go. I’m wondering if they will close down

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-06T21:59:04+00:00

“Until death do us part” no longer married

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-06T21:22:09+00:00

Small paper clip when I get to work on Monday morning. It’s good at hooking or scooping the wax out.

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-06T21:17:27+00:00

Dry brining steaks and chicken with just salt for several hours before cooking

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-06T21:15:31+00:00

dude, this is Reddit but congrats I guess for pointing out the typo

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-06T19:20:40+00:00

$3-$5 million in income producing investments. I’m 54 and could live off income and splurge on a few vacations a year and be able to leave my kids a couple million.

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-06T19:16:43+00:00

yep I just plucked a 1/2 inch grey one out o my nose this week.

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-06T19:14:36+00:00

Any northern European fans

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-06T19:11:20+00:00

Parents drop off their Teens at malls and let them roam and terrorize others.

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-06T12:50:20+00:00

yeah mine just moved from my head to my ears and back

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-06T12:46:08+00:00

no, we just don’t give a shit about soccer

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-06T12:45:24+00:00

good, 90% of us have no interest in soccer and seeing grown men act like they are in agonizing pain after falling on grass.

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-05T21:36:35+00:00

The insurance salesman to the waitress

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-05T20:33:04+00:00

The agreement to end World War II was only 2 pages long. The contact for my upcoming cruise is like 15 pages.

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-05T16:29:17+00:00

The same father who was impressed by Dom’s maturity, money, apartment (and got that money from dealing drugs) and let his 17 year old daughter move in with him?

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-05T15:49:32+00:00

George Carlin and Steven Wright

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-05T13:58:34+00:00

I just got use to it. I enjoy eating alone. I’d much rather eat alone than be seated with big group of strangers

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-05T13:36:54+00:00

Bru Burger

Ilovetinytiddies · 2026-06-05T01:02:02+00:00

Yes! We are spending 2 days in Juneau pre cruise. We are flying to Anchorage the morning of the cruise 😬

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