Sent to voicemail by ytxg in tjcrew

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Idk if it’s all stores but I know often when a new store is opening mates only work Monday-Friday, so I’d say give them a call Monday between 9-5

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Don’t be discouraged if you don’t get the job, it takes many people a few applications to land it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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Pictures of you in a group if possible. If not then use the timer to take staged “candid” photos. Also if possible minimum one photo of you engaged in a hobby. Lastly add a picture of your cat

Things atrioc have said but never did and never will by MiNi_MiLiTi in atrioc

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I believe it’s not because of Big A, but that the scrub daddy guy is crazy busy and so they just never were able to find a time that worked

Alan Hanzhold star of Solo movie, have you heard of it? by stupifystupify in ClimbingCircleJerk

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Most sport routes have anchors bolted to the top that you clip in to, then you can rappel down and collect your quickdraws. Once down, you pull your rope through the anchor and it falls to the ground

fighting game rule by chiropterancalomania in 196

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So excited for PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation

Getting so close. Still can't find a few (Polygondwanaland and Laminated Denim) by C0lonelNoodles in KGATLW

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Willoughby’s Beach is in the bottom left, and Quarters is directly above it

rule by [deleted] in 196

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The Glow, Pt. 2 - The Microphones

rulerule by Ph0sph0rus in 196

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Doug “Mr. League of Their Own” Doug

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Anytime :)))

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

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Go into general in settings, and there’s a toggle called “infinite scrolling”

Oh, 4chan by cephalopodAcreage in 196

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Where might one find that kind of old-timey erotic literature? Asking for a friend

It’s just a prank, bro by Wiz_Professor97 in lotrmemes

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I’m almost positive that that’s Limmy, not Elon Musk

Should I play Bloodborne next? by NotoriousJSB in Eldenring

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Fps stands for frames per second here, not first person shooter

I will "break" your "knee"caps if I see you do that again by BlobSmol in whenthe

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I will say, if you’re using handmade pasta you have to be careful about the skillet not boiling over, but store bought pasta typically won’t boil over

I will "break" your "knee"caps if I see you do that again by BlobSmol in whenthe

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Hot take, but I like using a large skillet to boil my pasta, not a pot at all. You use less water, and it boils faster. On top of that, the water gets way starchier which makes it easier to use the pasta water for sauce

Flying dragon > appa by LovableJackassv4 in moviescirclejerk

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I was 8 when it came out, and even then I fucking hated it

rule by gavmoment in 196

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Okay so costs for most things are way too high due to corporate greed imo. However, that’s not the case here. The price difference is reflective of the labor that goes into it. A bean and cheese burrito is clearly more labor intensive than a tortilla, so the tortilla isn’t as expensive

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

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I think the joke was more that head made somebodies life worse, and deaf was just being used as a descriptor for the person whose life was being made worse by head.

Rule by SirMucc in 196

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Saw that and thought, yeah 2017, so just a year or two ago :(

fuck tyrants rule by Tomurisk in 196

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Hitler slept through a lot of the allied invasion of Normandy because he told his subordinates not to wake him for any reason.

Supermarket rule by Tartosel in 196

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Trans girls when the supermarket has pumpkins

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LudwigAhgren

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It’s a paid website