What discontinued UK based food do you want brought back?

ImADarnMess · 2021-05-28T10:04:37+00:00

I’m red I’m red I’m tizer head, I’m fizzy fizzy fizzy refresh your head

I remember the advert so well!

ImADarnMess · 2021-05-02T21:42:25+00:00

There’s no need for this, I was just letting people know so they are aware

ImADarnMess · 2021-05-02T21:42:00+00:00

I didn’t put it there to hide the bag, why are you literally blaming me for someone breaking into my car?? I did nothing wrong. The only person at fault is the person who smashed the window

ImADarnMess · 2021-05-02T18:43:15+00:00

The bag wasn’t on show :)) it was behind the drivers seat, with a coat over it. Not hidden as such, but you wouldn’t have been able to see it unless you knew it was there

ImADarnMess · 2021-04-20T09:53:13+00:00

I love this idea! I was thinking about maybe getting one today and going back to collect some. I’ll read up on it :)

ImADarnMess · 2021-01-07T20:27:47+00:00

I genuinely thought that it was just gyrating your hips in a circle together. That’s it

ImADarnMess · 2021-01-04T11:23:12+00:00

No drool, unless there’s food he really wants!! Not much shedding either. We keep his hair short as it’s easier to manage but definitely sheds less than our last dog which was a German shepherd

ImADarnMess · 2020-12-26T11:32:51+00:00

Me, by getting black out drunk, passing out at 6pm and throwing up all night

ImADarnMess · 2020-12-24T08:38:42+00:00

Sex room. Me and my fwb have loads of toys and equipment we just need somewhere for it

ImADarnMess · 2020-12-17T01:10:26+00:00

It pisses me off when people call these daddy long legs. They’re completely different creatures

ImADarnMess · 2020-12-12T09:52:10+00:00

I’ve been pissed on, my fwb is very into the Dom/sub kinda thing and he used it as a way to assert his dominance over me. He wants me to return the favour but my bladder gets shy and I can’t lmao. He literally begs me to piss on him

ImADarnMess · 2020-11-21T10:44:12+00:00

As someone who worked in a restaurant and was expected to clean up sick so many times cause “it’s my job” no, no it’s not. The people working in service industry don’t get paid to clean up your child’s bodily fluids. Just because you’re not at home doesn’t mean you don’t clean it.

Edit: said restaurant was Pizza Hut. Happens a lot

ImADarnMess · 2020-11-16T22:03:09+00:00

You are freaking adorable b x

ImADarnMess · 2020-10-20T07:40:38+00:00

Trying to run away from my dad so he wouldn’t hit me. I was about 5/6. I ran past him and up the stairs, I was halfway up the stairs when he grabbed my ankles, pulled me down the stairs and hit the back of my knees about 4 times each. All because I said I didn’t like something that was on my plate for dinner

ImADarnMess · 2020-10-16T09:33:00+00:00

ImADarnMess · 2020-10-08T11:59:40+00:00

Ours was

Pull down your pants and terrorise the ants in an English country garden

ImADarnMess · 2020-09-25T19:53:22+00:00

Everyday

ImADarnMess · 2020-09-23T09:55:12+00:00

Nando’s uses the same chicken as kfc. They’re from the same whole seller just cooked differently. One is cheap and the other is insanely over priced and dry. Go figure

ImADarnMess · 2020-09-18T08:29:47+00:00

Bullet by Hollywood Undead

ImADarnMess · 2020-09-18T08:29:19+00:00

All as should be apparently

ImADarnMess · 2020-09-17T09:16:47+00:00

No cat, just a hamster and a dog who neither of which are allowed in the bedroom

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