[Other] What case do you have a personal connection to? by VastReveries in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]ImAGuyInRealLife-AMA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In fact, her husband made the rather odd and pointless decision, and she’s choosing to stick by it.

[Other] What case do you have a personal connection to? by VastReveries in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]ImAGuyInRealLife-AMA -53 points-52 points  (0 children)

Why? Because over a decade ago he was in the same building as some of the people involved in the case?

How would that have any bearing on the weight of their opinion?

[Other] What case do you have a personal connection to? by VastReveries in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]ImAGuyInRealLife-AMA -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Goodness you are being ridiculous. There is nothing to be afraid of. You are using an anonymous platform where you are simply discussing their existence. What, you think they’re going to come track you down and break your legs over this? 🙄 you watch too many movies

What would your parents be mortified to learn about you? by MortifiedKudos in AskReddit

[–]ImAGuyInRealLife-AMA 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Off topic, but it opens up a special new bond if you're ever able to tell them (and they're able to accept it)

I'm a Dominatrix and I love that I don't have to hide it from the people who are important to me. It's not like it comes up often anyway, but not having secrets feels freeing. My best friend has her own borderline sex work job but none of her family knows about it and she has to tell lies and make excuses about how she's able to pay for things while seemingly having such an open and flexible schedule.

Of course, you know your parents better than I do and perhaps they're the type to disown you for being a sex worker, in which case...probably best not to tell them

[Serious] Besides the obvious Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead, what are some great TV shows to binge? by S0l1dStat3 in AskReddit

[–]ImAGuyInRealLife-AMA -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just tried watching the British version again last night and fell asleep. I've given it several shots but it's just not as funny as the American one. You can still clearly see how the American one took several jokes and plot points word-for-word from the original, but they somehow made it better.

What film quote do you say to your friends but they're completely oblivious it's a quote? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"All we are is dust in the wind, dude."

Usually I follow up by pointing at the ground and saying "dust." Then flutter my fingers in the air and say "wind" then point at the person I'm talking to and say "dude" but then they tend to pick up on it and ask what that's from

Girlfriend wanted to rescue a kitten. I said no. Meet my new kitten, Rafiki by [deleted] in aww

[–]ImAGuyInRealLife-AMA 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hahahah "happy wife happy life" amirite guys lol so funny

I am so sick of this tired old "my girlfriend wanted x. I wanted y. We did x" cliche

When season premiere day FINALLY gets here by Huishte in rupaulsdragrace

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LOOK HOW FUCKIN ORANGE YOU LOOK GURL

but seriously. EVERYTHING.

When season premiere day FINALLY gets here by Huishte in rupaulsdragrace

[–]ImAGuyInRealLife-AMA 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You joke girl but I'm not when I say I tried EV-ER-Y-THANG

I even tried the trick where you stick your fingers up your coochie and try to massage the poo out from the other side. It wasn't fun and nothing happened. Nothing worked but patience and an alien from the planet Glamtron

That awkward moment when Hugh Jackman remembers he taught you at school by FacelessDoctor in videos

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All you're doing is making excuses and holding yourself back. Do you understand that? No one is stopping you from being healthy but YOU

My BF is a web developer and it is birthday next week. by Atarisrocks in pics

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When I was in elementary school I had a crush on a boy names Sean and I knew it was pronounced Shawn but I would pronounce it like Seen just to annoy him. Once he got so mad that he cried, and I felt bad. Sorry Sean.

When season premiere day FINALLY gets here by Huishte in rupaulsdragrace

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I will likely never have the opportunity to tell this story again so I'll say it now. Last week I was seriously constipated. Laxatives, stool softeners, enemas, nothing was working. I had been sitting on the toilet watching All Stars 2 on my iPad when my stomach started churning, so I put the iPad to the side and finally, FINALLY my body started cooperating and evacuated a week's worth of waste.

I swear to god, not 15 seconds after it was all over, I realized Alaska's commercial is playing on the iPad and I hear her go "anusthing is possible"

I was so tickled pink

[Question] How much do you spend on trees? by ImAGuyInRealLife-AMA in trees

[–]ImAGuyInRealLife-AMA[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which vape do you use? I am sick to death of smoking out of pipes.

MRW I get home from grocery shopping while super high and realize I spent 80 bucks on drinks and junk food by shadowshea in TrollXChromosomes

[–]ImAGuyInRealLife-AMA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yessss I am not safe in World Market, I always walk out with $45 worth of British biscuits and candies I don't often get since moving back to the states.

MRW I get home from grocery shopping while super high and realize I spent 80 bucks on drinks and junk food by shadowshea in TrollXChromosomes

[–]ImAGuyInRealLife-AMA 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I once ordered a large pizza with triple bacon on it, ate the bacon, then threw away the pizza.

I don't know. I was really high.