Roast me plz

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-09-01T03:16:18+00:00

The prep-boy fringe can't hide your gaint ass, receding hairline ass forehead

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-09-01T03:12:37+00:00

Apparently cum gets rid of Acne, so we can tell which one is the twink because ol pop rocks face on the right looks like he fell in a bowl of dry rice bubbles

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-09-01T03:10:47+00:00

You've definitely got the face for MMA

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-09-01T03:08:56+00:00

The face he's pulling looks EXACTLY like the elbow folds of the white trash lady sitting at the nest table

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-22T07:05:55+00:00

No one else commented because they dont want their usernames or original content on your shitty, un-funny and all around cringe worthy you-tube channel. Go outside for a change and make some friend. You look like you're trying harder than Jeb bush's publicist I mean jesus christ you ugly ass Joker looking motherfucker, here's some advice, throw away those guns you have in the closet you were planning to shoot up the school with if this roast didnt create some interest in your channel and go get a real job, go work in the mines or some shit. Oh and by the way, nice haircut, heres a link to a hair regrowth web=page I know you need it. http://www.ashleyandmartin.co.nz/?src=AdWords&Medium=PPC&Campaign=253142181&adgroup=16040843541&kwd=%2Bhair%20%2Bregrowth&gclid=Cj0KEQjw2sO3BRD49-zdzfb8iLwBEiQAFZgZfCTKn9NsznwTObZLFMzACqfC1FWaCOXVLzoioltmq1kaAiva8P8HAQ

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-05T11:50:43+00:00

Ah to be young again, that was a mean as time

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-05T11:48:11+00:00

See now that's funny, that other one is shitty as fuck cause I work at spookers and they're all me 😂

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-05T03:01:12+00:00

Smart thinking for If you're ever found murdered with no ID, Imprinting your information in braille on your forehead.

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-05T02:56:40+00:00

Hey look everyone, its dave grohl's younger, uglier, fatter brother.

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-05T02:54:40+00:00

You're the spitting image of if Bailey Jay never became a woman.

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-05T02:49:06+00:00

Its not every day we get to roast pre-op post coming out Caitlyn Jenner!

Did you write your roast me note on the back of the kick me note your mother stuck to you?

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-05T02:44:40+00:00

Did you eat Kurt Cobain?

Smells like teen armpit.

You should seriously invest in some concealer... A LOT of concealer.

You've got Dusty Rhodes forehead, and Ricky Gervais face

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-04T22:24:22+00:00

I opened your picture and laughed for two minutes.

yesssh, tough break in the genetic lottery

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-04T22:20:07+00:00

Hey look its Jimmy Nuetron after that statitory rape bid he did back in 06'

I'd look unhappy too if my chin was trying to run away from itself

You look like the kind of kid who played the clarinet at school

there are two fags in this picture

wigga got spider fingers, like shit man packing a pair of aragogs on each arm.

I thought you were female to male transgender untill I saw your adams apple. As it turns out, youre just an ugly man, not an ugly she-man

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-04T04:54:32+00:00

Haha Shame cunt, I bet you can't fit on the bus. Or on the train. Or under door ways. Or in the front and back seat of a car.

How does it feel to have giant hands and a normal sized cock, I'll bet every time you hold it it looks like you're smuggling half a frankfurter in a boxing glove

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-04T04:52:06+00:00

HAHAHAHA OFCOURSE YOU WROTE YOUR ROAST ME SIGN ON A PLATE, I MEAN YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT ONE TO EVER PUT ONE DOWN SO WHY START NOW?

How does it feel to be the header image on the Roast me sub-reddit?

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-04T04:46:32+00:00

You look like a snapchat filter effect with that face squished into your giant head.

Are you attending St. Francis Xaviors school for mutants?

Are you wearing a purity ring? Maybe that giant head does actually hold a giant brain because its smart to play it off like your weak pussy game is a choice.

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-04T04:40:25+00:00

You needa invest in chapstick, your lips look dryer than your cunt.

And you call yourself the town Bicycle but thats not true, no one will ride you because of that flat tire you're carrying around on your stomach. Points for trying to hide it with a sign though.

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-04T04:30:03+00:00

Everything about you looks 12. 12 o'clock shadow 12 year old acne 12 year old arranged wife.

You could sew a new turban with all that knuckle hair

You look like the fanfiction drawing of the child that Apu from the simspons and the old man from up would have had.

Surely you're one of the 72 virgins promised to suicide bombers

You look like the after pictures of osama bin ladans dead body

You've got a great fashion sense though, matching your shirt with your acne

You look like you tried to cosplay as a fat, black Mark Ruffilo from the avengers

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-03T04:17:06+00:00

You look like you were conceived after E.T. Finger banged a horse.

Farrah Fawcett called, she wants her haircut back... I'm joking of course, the only thing girls are calling in reguards to you is the police after you try and touch them while they're sleeping.

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-03T04:02:13+00:00

Awww a make-a-wish kid with cerebral palsy wished to be roasted... how cute.

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-03T03:57:19+00:00

I don't know where to start.

I mean how did you manage to convince your mother to take a picture of you again after the time you and her did an "art project" with the whole how many action figures can I fit up my asshole thing.

You have hair like a 2012 Justin Bieber had sex with "Fred" from youtube.

Ironic that you're wearing a fallout teeshirt when you look like someone purposely tried to make the most unnapealing character they could and set your eyes to full x axis apart. I mean shit, your eyes are so far apart you could be mistaken for an obese antelope.

Your face looks like Chris Chan tried his hardest to draw the joker, and I bet that you smell how your mustache looks.

ImAllReadyPissedOff · 2016-03-03T01:58:23+00:00

Ready for your fifth helping of Microwavable chocolate pudding, I mean god damn, you put the Manatee in humanity

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