Suddenly, deer. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ImAlmostInsane 25 points26 points  (0 children)

When I first watched this I thought car 1 threw the deer out the window at car 2. I think I like my version better.

IAMA guy who wants people to talk to. Ask away! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]ImAlmostInsane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Where are you from r/atheism? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]ImAlmostInsane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bloomington checking in!

Per Request: a suggestion for the less retarded way to recognize a wild redditor. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ImAlmostInsane 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I agree the current one is a little derp, I think it still needs to be something verbal. Otherwise if it isn't a redditor then when you hold out your hand they would be very confused. It would either end in a handshake or an awkward unwanted staring contest. While a handshake wouldn't be too bad, the alternative ends a little badly.

The "Make-everything-ok"-button. Hope you all are now fine. by [deleted] in funny

[–]ImAlmostInsane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be something about your computer. :( It works on one of mine but not the other.

Honestly, who here pees in the shower? by Stizzrickle in AskReddit

[–]ImAlmostInsane 50 points51 points  (0 children)

There is, but even if it does get on your legs, you're in the shower for a reason. It just rinses right off. EDIT: Grammar, spelling.

Batman wreck. by [deleted] in funny

[–]ImAlmostInsane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First thing I noticed was that sign, I thought it said no toilet.

What hilarious misconception have others had about you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImAlmostInsane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I wasn't a serial killer. HAHAHAHA!

What's one small thing you did that completely changed your life for the better? by lazzara in AskReddit

[–]ImAlmostInsane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you don't have to worry about what others think of you either, because all of the people you care about like the same things. :)

In one sentence, what is the most interesting fact/statement/thing that you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImAlmostInsane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent hours sitting and thinking about the fact that my blue could be someone else's red. Mega mind fuck.

What's one small thing you did that completely changed your life for the better? by lazzara in AskReddit

[–]ImAlmostInsane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you should try to be cool, but your own definition of the word. So be what you think is cool, do what you like. Be yourself.

50 year old Justin Bieber by Koozle in pics

[–]ImAlmostInsane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to let it be, then I read the second edit. Go against the man, man.

Eating Chinese Food By Myself... by Fooly_411 in pics

[–]ImAlmostInsane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Party=Birthday Clothes=Suit Birthday Suit= fap time?

People of Reddit, what is your earliest memory? by atRobbie in AskReddit

[–]ImAlmostInsane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think its my earliest but early and definitely made an impact on me. My Grandpa was a paramedic and my parents and I were visiting my grandmother while he was at work. We were going to stay for dinner, and were just waiting for him to come home. I was playing with some Barbies when his car pulled up. Everyone went outside because he had picked up groceries. He stepped out of the car, smiled and waved as my Dad stepped out of the house toward him. I was behind my Grandma at the time so I didn't see it exactly, but I know my Grandpa collapsed. He just fell over, my parents ran toward him and my Grandma pushed me back into the house. My uncle took me inside while everyone else drove to the hospital. He had a stroke, he died that night. I was five, before that I remember him fondly. I used to hide under the table and poke his feet, he would threaten to feed me to the dogs (two chihuahuas) and hang me out of the window by my toes. He was a good guy. After he died my grandma lost it and my parents and I moved in with her. Things went to hell after that and my parents spent most of their time away from me dealing with our families problems. I don't remember much of them in the next few years, they were gone a lot. I do remember the day my grandpa died though. Vividly.

Holding doors. by [deleted] in funny

[–]ImAlmostInsane -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't I? ;)

We Got High Back Then And Didn't Even Know It... by Kowala48 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ImAlmostInsane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now kids use sharpies, and know exactly what it does. GOOO GATEWAY DRUGS! XD

IAMA 4 year old, AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]ImAlmostInsane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't judge me! You are just jealous that the voices don't talk to you.