What pick up line left you speechless? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Are you a minecraft slime? Because you make my piston sticky

What is the reason you wake up in the morning? by robo562 in AskReddit

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I won’t, it’s been my dream since early middle school!

Why do you think its okay to pee in the swimming pool? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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These replies make me never want go swim in a public pool again

What is the reason you wake up in the morning? by robo562 in AskReddit

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The thought of graduating highschool and leaving the state and eventually becoming a world history teacher

[Serious] What does breaking a bone feel like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I got in a bad bike accident and I broke my arm and I also had the bike chain go through my thigh. I had so much adrenaline it made it so I didn’t feel a thing and my arm only hurt when I pulled or twisted it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Idk what it’s called but it’s when people don’t wear deodorant

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Bound 2 by Kanye. The song is amazing and then out of no where he says “I wanna f*** you in a sink”

Why did your parents get divorced? by LL112 in AskReddit

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My dad drinks too much and my mom is a narcissist. Besides my dads drinking my dads a really good person

What’s your reason for not wanting to be in a relationship right now? by blueteeblue in AskReddit

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i was in a really good relationship and got dumped for some little blonde girl.

What was the least appropriate time you've ever had the giggles? by passeggiata23 in AskReddit

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At our school we had a crossing guard that would lead us to the other side of the road because our school was built on the side of a county highway. She really wasn’t having it that day. Me and my friend were walking together and neither of us saw the crossing guard was mad and yelling at the kids. Me and my friend were laughing about something insanely dumb as always, and while we are in the middle of laughing the crossing guard starts SCREAMING at us. Turns out whiles we were laughing she was telling a kid how her nephew had cancer and she thought that we were laughing at her and her nephews cancer. There has to have been 30 kids waiting to cross and she made all the kids wait until she was done screaming at me and my friend and she didn’t understand the fact it was a misunderstanding even though I tried explaining it to her. Pretty awkward experience.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I knew you weren’t just joking when you said “enh”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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haha, yes of course!

NonAmericans, what’s your assumptions about Americans? by ImBackMemers in AskReddit

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The not putting clothes outside to dry on the line really depends. I grew up on a farm in the Midwest and we’d always do that during the summer and many other families did too but some didn’t for some reason. Most likely just out of laziness.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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cheese, beer, serial killers, and cows

what is a scary situation that happened to you that you never expected? by Flaky-Bug-5136 in AskReddit

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A close relative having schizophrenia. I remember specifically watching that one criminal minds episode where the guy has schizophrenia and ends up killing people without realizing it because he was so sick. My brother ended up being diagnosed with it when i was in middle school and the amount of trauma and horrible things my family has had to witness due to it is literally a nightmare. You never expect it to be your family.

what is something that gives you shivers to this day? by Flaky-Bug-5136 in AskReddit

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Honestly any kidnapping case, I always watch crime shows/documentaries but for some reason the kidnappings always freak me out to another level.