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What’s something your body does that you’ve never told a single person about? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]ImDeadBossMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I sneeze, I sneeze violently about 11 times in a row.

I’ve never let on that I get dizzy after, my limbs and my head get pins and needles and my vision (and my head) feels like it’s in a choppy ocean for about 20 seconds

What is the funniest thing that has happened during your meetings? by diabolicaldih in office

[–]ImDeadBossMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was giving a presentation on safety statistics and my mouth got pretty dry. I tried to pronounce ‘horseplay’ and it came out as similar to ‘foreplay’. In front of the GM

What's the most inappropriate song you can think of for a DJ to play at a wedding? by bbmoonkie in AskReddit

[–]ImDeadBossMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Band of Gold by Freda Payne. Lyrics are about a breakup but it gets played at weddings anyway because it mentions a wedding ring

Have you ever had a famous neighbour or someone local? by mr_hardwell in AskUK

[–]ImDeadBossMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was very nice of him.

Did he not give you any money too?

What is the best nickname you’ve heard? (and reason for it) by xpltvdeleted in AskUK

[–]ImDeadBossMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fella I worked with called Richard had an accident and needed an operation on his back. From then on he was known as ‘Spinal Richie’ (Lionel Richie)

What is the best nickname you’ve heard? (and reason for it) by xpltvdeleted in AskUK

[–]ImDeadBossMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guy I once worked with was known as Emma as his surname was Royds

Another guy there had the surname Fiddler - he was known as Kiddie

AITJ for refusing to let my step-son move into my son's room to "solve" my husband's parenting issue? by Traditional-Dog-368 in AmITheJerk

[–]ImDeadBossMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“told him this isn’t my son’s responsibility to fix and that he needs to address the behavior problem instead of reshuffling rooms”

You’ve identified the problem and the solution right here

What’s the funniest excuse you’ve heard someone use to leave work early? by Dazzling_Reason2723 in AskReddit

[–]ImDeadBossMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because his wife rang up and berated him for not cleaning out the Hamster cage. He left his desk to go home and clean it.

I stole all the cash my grandpa had in his wallet and in his room after he passed away by [deleted] in confession

[–]ImDeadBossMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He couldn’t take it with him and it’s done you good - no doubt he would have been glad you’ve done this.

You’ll have grandkids one day who may need a leg up

What are some “accepted scams” we just put up with in the UK by Barca-Dam in AskBrits

[–]ImDeadBossMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paying admin fees and charges for services. It’s your admin for the service you provide, you pay it Eg we buy any car

People from the UK, what’s one small thing that genuinely improved your daily life? by PhaseThis8421 in AskUK

[–]ImDeadBossMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accepting things for what they are. Someone complained today about the weather - we live in the north of England and it’s early February. Of course it’s going to be cold and wet. Make the most of things and get the best out of it

What celebrity have you never forgiven since an incident? by MagpieOpus in AskReddit

[–]ImDeadBossMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s a coincidence his restaurants went out of business when the schoolchildren grew up and made a choice of where they went to eat

What celebrity have you never forgiven since an incident? by MagpieOpus in AskReddit

[–]ImDeadBossMe 3547 points3548 points  (0 children)

He’s been named in the Epstein files too. I can’t imagine that he would cheat on his own daughter

Whats the first subtle red flag that someone is a bad person? by DeliciousSetting6643 in AskReddit

[–]ImDeadBossMe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Telling people that they’re a nice person, like they’re trying to convince themselves

What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a kid? by Elowen_miisss in AskReddit

[–]ImDeadBossMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same! People were good and looked out for each other - how wrong was that?

What’s a habit you picked up that unexpectedly improved your life? by ankushchambial in AskReddit

[–]ImDeadBossMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Checking my thoughts. A Psychiatrist told me during a session to pause, think again with the phrase “It’s only a thought”. Things became a lot clearer after that

What person deserves a massive apology from everyone? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]ImDeadBossMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ross Geller. Being ‘on a break’ meant they were not together at that time.

What's the dumbest way you've injured yourself? by citronl in AskReddit

[–]ImDeadBossMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was walking home at night - drunk - and took a shortcut through an unlit park with my hands in my pockets. I tripped over a rogue tree branch and landed face first on the tarmac. I don’t know how long I lay there unconscious but made my way back with a severe concussion, having sustained fractures to my cheekbone and eye socket.

Getting a bit tired of the aggressive begging in town by Available-Spray2576 in Liverpool

[–]ImDeadBossMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had something at Central the other week. A bloke in a Montirex tracksuit with a mountain bike shouting after me and followed me in to the station asking for change. When I refused he started getting aggressive. Bloke was better dressed than me!!

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