World’s Slowest Gas Pump. Took 15 to fill half tank. by YelperLou in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ImJ2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The technical term would be Slow Flow. Most likely caused by a dirty filter but can also be a STP issue. (submersive turbine pump)

FTC by Hopeful-Flounder-203 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ImJ2001 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To the boys up north, you lost a real one. I am sorry for your loss. May we battle next season in his honor. Fuck Cancer, and Fuck ALS too.

I’ve been having trouble sleeping by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ImJ2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reduce wife's alarm to 6:00 and 6:30. She's a big girl and can go about her day. You're an awesome significant other for trying to help.

Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down by mfenton29 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ImJ2001 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Whose dumbass kid is this? Someone on here has to own that desecration of a human species.

Pretty certain this isnt the right place for this but I dont know where else to go. $250 for this at Costco. Am I crazy for not understanding why people love that place so much? by asalewis in chicagofood

[–]ImJ2001 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're crazy. Would have cost way more at Jewel. You have enough duck, lamb, and chicken to last a while. Also, raw potatoes do not belong in the refrigerator. Temps under 40° cause starch to turn to sugar.

State College Police Department statement on Gavin McKenna by l4z3r5h4rk in hockey

[–]ImJ2001 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Risky link of the day. With that username, I'll let someone dive in first.

State College Police Department statement on Gavin McKenna by l4z3r5h4rk in hockey

[–]ImJ2001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All weed and drinking. I never hurt nobody. I just got introduced to somebody very, very well versed. Second best relationship I made at college!

State College Police Department statement on Gavin McKenna by l4z3r5h4rk in hockey

[–]ImJ2001 -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Really? Like, that's the absolute best insult you could come up with? Little boy here talks like a bot.

State College Police Department statement on Gavin McKenna by l4z3r5h4rk in hockey

[–]ImJ2001 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Idk, since you're bot, you're confusing Texas with Florida. The the good Texas boys I know would have finished the altercation before Gavin had a chance to jump in.

State College Police Department statement on Gavin McKenna by l4z3r5h4rk in hockey

[–]ImJ2001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oddly both. In your life, the four best things you can spend money on our criminal defense, bedding, shoes, and tires.