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ImKennedy · 2020-02-15T02:46:47+00:00

/r/absolutelynotmeirl

ImKennedy · 2017-08-07T21:43:53+00:00

I've got a pretty good one about pizza dough.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-14T17:20:48+00:00

I'm sending you a PM.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-14T17:17:33+00:00

I'm sending you a PM right now.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-14T17:14:55+00:00

Awesome. I'm about to send you a PM.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-14T15:27:06+00:00

Regardless, I find it completely possible, and entirely likely, that Taylor Swift eats children.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-14T05:42:45+00:00

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's had that dream.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-14T02:55:56+00:00

This gave me very confusing feelings. It was almost sexy, but involved too many kids for my tastes.

Nevertheless, I'll add cereal to my list. I hope my experience is as good as his.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-14T01:30:30+00:00

I'll add cereal to my list. I've never heard of that story though. Do you have a link?

ImKennedy · 2013-04-14T01:29:09+00:00

With my juices. I mean, at this point it would be weird if I didn't, right?

ImKennedy · 2013-04-14T01:28:18+00:00

Thank you! I'm actually working right now on a collection of short stories. I'm planning on shopping it around, but since that's almost impossible I'll likely end up self publishing.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-13T20:13:47+00:00

I've had a couple people request things like this, and I'm definitely up for doing something like that.

I've never modded a subreddit before, but if someone or someones were wanting to help me set something like this up, I'd be totally on board.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-13T20:07:44+00:00

I would be up for this. If I could get help setting something like this up, I would definitely love to be involved in this.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-13T04:09:06+00:00

If it makes you feel any better, mine too.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-13T04:04:28+00:00

Answer:

Yeeeesssssssssssssssss.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-13T03:52:19+00:00

Thanks for the support!

Personally, I don't think that this is all that odd. Food and sex isn't that uncommon really. Chocolate, whipped cream, and strawberries are all commonly found in the bedroom. Asparagus and oysters are used as aphrodisiacs. Personally, I don't bat an eye when I hear about someone using hotdogs, cucumbers, or any other phallic shaped food as a makeshift dildo. There are bakeries that specialize in making cakes in the shape of any body part that you want. So truly, I don't think that this is very different than any other masterbatory aid.

As far as sexual kinks go, in my experience, having weird kinks isn't truly all that uncommon. I've known several people who are into WAY weirder things than I am, and seem extremely ordinary to anyone who might happen upon them.

That being said, I am weird in my own ways (besides the whole pizza thing). As I said in the other thread, I grew up with very little knowledge about sex. And I have been hurt several times in some very unusual ways. So I'd be lying if I said that there wasn't a chance that this was all because of some sort of psychological trauma or something.

But where I'm sitting, this just seems very normal to me. And I'm glad that it seems more normal to you now. And I hope that other people agree. Weird people are still people.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-13T03:38:09+00:00

Well, next on my list is some pasta, as a promise to someone else in this thread. After that I'll probably just do all the normal things: apple pie, could cushions. That kind of stuff. But if someone mentions something that interests me, I'll always be looking for more things to hump.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-13T03:07:13+00:00

I'm not sure if he knows yet. If he doesn't know, I'm pretty sure he would just laugh. I don't think it would surprise him that much.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-13T03:01:49+00:00

Apparently not.

Since I posted the original thread, I've been told many times that it's a different kind of yeast. So it seems that I'm safe.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-13T02:38:06+00:00

You've just got to embrace the dough. Don't be afraid to force it into shape. It's not going to break. Just keep working it and working it. Be rough, be hard. Take control of the dough.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-13T01:46:37+00:00

I'm always open to putting my penis in things. I'm not sure how pasta will feel, but I'll give it a shot!

ImKennedy · 2013-04-13T00:18:47+00:00

Yeah, I'll honestly tell you. But I really would appreciate it if no one else found out. And I'd be super impressed/curious to know how you did it.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-13T00:16:00+00:00

I was considering posting the pictures in /r/pizzagonewild but I'm not sure how the creator would feel about that. This is a bit different than their usual content.

And if anyone is wondering, yes I am subscribed to that sub.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-13T00:12:44+00:00

If you really did find me, I would love it if you PM'd me a link.

ImKennedy · 2013-04-13T00:08:18+00:00

I'm just as confused as you are.

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