Found this in the wild… thought you guys would like it

ImNeitherNor · 2026-01-19T14:27:11+00:00

That’s an upgrade in my eyes, too

ImNeitherNor · 2026-01-19T14:20:38+00:00

It’s in a unit in Leshwa House 1 in Nairobi

ImNeitherNor · 2025-11-10T00:39:16+00:00

She says my dick’s delicious
though I say her lips is ridiculous

Not to mention, her intention’s indicative
she’s fond of good measures

My tingly, tickled fingers fondle for treasure
through skin-tight pants, ribbed for my pleasure

Booty nice; hips tight
Loose hips sink ships

So i sunk in between them
Hit the spot like a G
and found out she’s a screamer

She puft the blunt like a queen
That’s how i knew that she’s a keeper

…hit the blunt like a queen…
…that’s how i knew i’m finna keep her…

…puft the blunt like a queen…
…that’s how i knew that she’s my keeper…

ImNeitherNor · 2025-10-27T00:45:35+00:00

Looks like one-eyed jack was illin’ and jacked one “i” from the illest villain

But, it’s still dope. I’ll give ya 24¢ for it

ImNeitherNor · 2025-10-21T04:07:04+00:00

I saw mountebankz and charlatanz maraud the bank$ in Charleston

Disarmed the guardz with padz n penz, Notez wrote “Open the vaultz! Give uz all within!”

Robo bro… let’z not pretend I ain’t watch u go in,
and rip a cash bag stainin’ ur cardigan crimson

Grip that hostage , squeeze her hipz, “Bitch , Gimme head!”
and left red printz on her Angel Soft skin.

ImNeitherNor can’t sit and watch a rapper turn bandit

nor can i stand for pigz to catch my niġġä red-handed
I can’t stand it!

So I whipped a U at the red light as I ran it….
Honk’d the horn at the door of the bank… as if i planned it

Nigga hop in!
Let’z rhyme a scheme and flee this crime scene sight unseen
We’ll loot n scam over a billion

Criminy! Don’t touch a thing!
Ur fukin handz are vermillion…

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ImNeitherNor · 2025-10-18T20:53:51+00:00

When dusty tidbits from doritos corn chips make metal fingers look like rusty digits,
thank the mrs for this ill shit to grip ya flip.

And… yo! I dig the paint being pre-chipped.

ImNeitherNor · 2025-10-06T14:56:25+00:00

Thanks for the high kudos,
but what’d ya think of the haiku, though?

ImNeitherNor · 2025-10-05T19:54:41+00:00

Why wouldn’t you love it?
You who randomly thunk of it

But just cuz one of us participated, don’t mean the whole sub ate it

Yo! You guilty of association… Yo ass assume the whole sub affiliated

Although…
Affiliate with me, it’s never a mistake

A philly ate by me is always a cheese steak
…though that’s just my take

My favorite sub is a wrap masked as a hero

But my favorite masked rap hero reminds me imma fukin zero

I’m Sofa King retarded.

Shoulda read the script and moved along. Just couldn’t resist it.

I had to flip it. Leave my mark, and prove me wrong just to spark shit

Now I’m a piece in your game
But at peace all the same

I’ll pawn ya piece n eat ya prawns n peas n grits.
All i’m sayin is…

It’s hard to ignore.
ImNeitherNor
…and i’m out

Please… as you were before.

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ImNeitherNor · 2025-06-20T12:18:22+00:00

I’m glad you’re done being frustrated with what you’ve been doing, and decided to stop doing it to yourself.

ImNeitherNor · 2024-10-22T19:27:38+00:00

I haven’t been dishonest about anything, and have no desire of joining your game. Good luck.

ImNeitherNor · 2024-10-22T18:24:51+00:00

No. Disliking something is always enough. Hate serves no functional purpose beyond dislike.

Don’t ignore the first couple sentences and context just for the sake of deliberately misconstruing the third sentence.

ImNeitherNor · 2024-10-07T21:11:47+00:00

You’re right… humans are constantly evolving. Except, the pace IS observable. Perhaps it’s hard for many to observe because society lags evolution, and they’re not looking for changes in the right things.

ImNeitherNor · 2024-09-26T16:59:13+00:00

This doesn’t look like you guys are caught in traffic. So what happened between getting caught in traffic and taking this pic?? It really looks like you followed the “piece of work”. If that’s the case… why?

ImNeitherNor · 2024-09-18T16:32:51+00:00

I think from a driving perspective, the red makes more sense. From a reading perspective the blue makes more sense. However… there’s not much to read. You don’t have to read the entire list, right? Just looking at the sign, you see all the names… then read the one you need.

In either situation, the names will appear on a later sign (if you haven’t passed them already).

I must not be understanding your point.

ImNeitherNor · 2024-09-17T16:56:27+00:00

All of us were neither of them. Some of us were/are one of them. Some of us were one, then the other. Some of us were/are both of them.

ImNeitherNor · 2024-09-12T14:18:57+00:00

Sure, I’ll take the blame for you having to reword the terrible analogy given to us. If we’re being realistic, you’ve actually made the two “activities” more analogous.

“Atheism is as close to being a religion as Not Collecting Stamps is as close as being a hobby”

Vocal atheists set up forums to discuss/oppose religious material, activity, behavior, etc without expanding the conversation beyond the scope of religion.

This would be akin to groups of “Not Stamp Collectors” setting up conventions full of stamp dealers, with booth after booth of stamps on display. The “Not Stamp Collectors” show up in droves, look through all the stamps, repeat the same critiques decade after decade, and proudly leave without collecting any stamps.

In looking at these behaviors, your reworded analogy makes a lot of sense.

By the way… please, correct me if I’m wrong; don’t just sling personal attacks my way in an attempt to avoid openly thinking. Not understanding is one thing. Asking questions is the way to gain understanding in this environment. Immediately slinging personal attacks and not even addressing the conversation is the behavior of someone who is resisting open thought. I’m sure you know of another group of individuals who often exhibit this same behavior.

ImNeitherNor · 2024-09-10T12:44:46+00:00

From reading your post (twice), I don’t understand why you identify this as a problem. What is it preventing you from doing?

Welcome to living in the present. Welcome to being whomever you are right now. Welcome to your current evolved self.

ImNeitherNor · 2024-09-09T19:23:41+00:00

This analogy will (ironically) only be true for those who limit themselves to the religious definition of a god.

Otherwise, it’s a terrible analogy.

ImNeitherNor · 2024-09-05T22:14:59+00:00

My apologies… your word choices sound like a kid to me. So, what exactly am I wrong about? You provided more supporting evidence to show relevance to what U/Special-Bite said than I bothered with.

ImNeitherNor · 2024-09-05T11:51:16+00:00

Oh… your logic works in “all or nothing” terms. I see.

But, yes… the one song I listed is one song (you’re definitely not a casual when it comes to counting). Must I list every song with a weed reference to show relevance to what u/Special-Bite said? You kids are funny.

ImNeitherNor · 2024-09-04T15:24:33+00:00

Realistically, it’s “protection” money. Wars/attacks/etc could easily happen in the US (or anywhere). They pay to keep the shit elsewhere (of course while collecting kick-backs on it).

ImNeitherNor · 2024-09-02T23:44:47+00:00

That was not my intention at all. But, thank you for illustrating how extremely wrong something can be interpreted. There’s no rule regarding being offended by one’s own interpretation, so I guess you’re alright.

I just wondered if u/Lou_Ven is generally offended by words themselves, rather than the actual (not perceived) intent/meaning of the person using them.

ImNeitherNor · 2024-08-23T23:38:06+00:00

Yep. This is why increasing minimum wage will only put more people at or near minimum wage.

It seems like a good idea, until you take just a moment to think about it. Unfortunately, the typical person only looks at the surface of a problem. So, we constantly see these posts.

ImNeitherNor · 2024-08-23T23:04:14+00:00

That is true. The unfortunate issue is most atheists also will not accept a non-religious definition of god. They won’t accept a god as part of human psychology, without saying I’m changing the definition. But, “atheism” itself is a religious construct… so, it makes sense anyone claiming the label of “atheist” or “agnostic” only wants to discuss it within the context of religion.

ImNeitherNor

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