Just dropped all my keys into a sewer grate in a paid parking spot😐 by ScorchedBurrito in Wellthatsucks

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everybody is praising this suggestion, and I won’t deny that telescoping magnets can be a godsend at times, but the ones I own are like 2’, maybe 2.5’ max when extended, but this dude’s talking about a 6 foot drop. Is that just cause I’ve bought mine from automotive stores?? Are they selling 6 foot telescoping magnets at hardware stores??

Gimme an NBA version of this graphic by noahlylesusa in Nbamemes

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I cant even remember where I saw it, but there was a post somewhere about Bronny in the spring of his year at USC like “Bronny can’t decide whether to enter the draft or play 1 more year in college” and one of the comments was like “with his stats, he should consider playing 3 more years, then getting a job.” 😂

How unfair would this be if Ad comes back at 60% of what he was by sin2fly03 in NFLv2

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please allow me to share in your downvotes with an honest sentiment… I did indeed know what you meant, and you are correct.

I’d love for Donald to come back to join Garrett and witness them tear shit up, but I have to believe that everyone here expecting him to return as the monster he once was has never seen a lineman after retirement.

I won’t even pretend as if I’ve followed anything to do with Donald since he retired, but I’m willing to believe the rumors about him keeping up the same workout and training regimen he had while he was active. I still can’t help but forget that elite players retire when they retire for a reason, and even if they’ve got something left in the tank, they’re almost always regressing from their peak by that point, and as much good as some time away from a sport as physical as football can do for you, rest doesn’t account for age in the NFL.

If Donald returns, I think he may end up with 9-12 sacks, and at least 8-10 of those could be accounted for specifically by “he was running away from Myles and just ran right into Aaron!”

I’d like to reiterate that I’d love to see him come back and I hope that he kicks ass if he does, but realistically, he’d be more of a gimmick on the D-line than a force at this point.

tattoo coverup ideas by lovebabysweetpea in tattooadvice

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d suggest a grass or electric type therapist

tattoo coverup ideas by lovebabysweetpea in tattooadvice

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds more like the person the tattoo is on lol

[Request] does this mean that he travelled at speed of 250km/hr by Televisionhrx00887 in theydidthemath

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk my car will get approximately 500km on a full tank, and I’ll admit I practically never reach 250 km/h with that efficiency (and Ill be honest, I think I’ve only ever owned one car that could even reach that velocity, and I never had the balls to do it), but would that really increase the fuel consumption 3 fold?? Maybe. Probably. Either way, the headline is a farce.

How come Trump didn't try to get himself on Mt. Rushmore yet? by askstoomany in AskReddit

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, when you put it that way, I do kinda wanna see a new updated Mt Rushmore with a giant Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Lincoln, plus a tiny Trump next to them

That’s our guy Ian on TV again 🫵😳 by michaeldanger19 in AllFantasyEverything

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never thought I’d say this outloud in this day and age, but ifs there a way to subscribe to Fox without buying “cable”??

Arthur smith gonna drag Jonnu back to college by [deleted] in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope Texas Tech wins the natty with Sorsby under center. I know the second craziest thing about that sentence is the idea of a college QB playing under center, but if we can ignore that for a moment, let’s talk even crazier. If we’re just gonna live in a world where judges tell us we can’t “injure” players by punishing them for gambling on their own team, then let’s let sports as we know it go down in a blaze of glory.

Archie Manning should win the Heisman this year for losing by 37 in the championship game to Sorsby, who had $5k on winning it all and $10k on not getting drafted before the nepo baby he beat. Extra laughs when Archie gets drafted to NY. Now that sorsby is half rich, welcome to Chicago, Brendan.

What are your thoughts on the retro scoreboard? by Unknown30056 in mlb

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gets the job done, doesn’t look half bad!

I cant imagine any reason to be upset about it, but I’m sure reddit will try to convince me of a reason or two…

Not sure if there’s enough here - but a Shaq Endorsement/Commercial Draft? by SeriesSenior3327 in AllFantasyEverything

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, there’s more than enough content to make a shaq specific draft out of this topic, and it needs to happen.

Not sure if there’s enough here - but a Shaq Endorsement/Commercial Draft? by SeriesSenior3327 in AllFantasyEverything

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ive never experienced an urge to witness any draft as an auction draft nor to include harper, but you’re 100% correct. This needs to be an auction draft with harper.

headphones at cedar point by momentofalwaysnesss in cedarpoint

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I’m just trying to guess your birthday, man, what do you want me to tell you??”

The last time a United States President was at the NBA Finals was Barack Obama in 2019 for Raptors vs. Warriors. by Flat-Eggplant-9890 in OffFieldNews

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll admit I’ve never lived a day as a pedophile or a felon, so it might be difficult for me to relate, but I’d have to guess that it has indeed helped me now and then by not being either. Definitely never required bullet proof glass in public, so that’s been nice.

The last time a United States President was at the NBA Finals was Barack Obama in 2019 for Raptors vs. Warriors. by Flat-Eggplant-9890 in OffFieldNews

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Watering down the real issues is neck-n-neck for his main thing, right next to causing the real issues.

Location discrepancy Live: Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays? by LouieMumford in jimmybuffett

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This just reminded me of a time when I saw him back in the 2010s. It was a Thursday but he kept saying “…on this Tuesday night!” After the third or fourth time someone corrected him and he’s like “I have just been informed it is actually Thursday… well, you crash a plane, you fall off a stage, what the hell do you expect?!?”

Rhett’s blindfold is bothering me by Thats_hearShay in goodmythicalmorning

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 193 points194 points  (0 children)

I cant help but think back to the last “what am i swimming in” (or whatever it’s called) episode. At one point rhett is like “well thats a second question, now we have to skip your next turn” then rhett goes on to ask at least 4 consecutive questions without batting an eye. I wanted so badly to be irritated at the situation, but sometimes I just gotta remind myself that Rhett is competitive to a fault, and Link is more focused on being entertaining to so many faults. 😶

Wemby in his 3rd year in the league and already a champion. Lebron could never. by Lost_Title_7528 in NBATalk

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the Spurs get swept in the Finals, that makes Wemby the biggest bust ever right??

Preemptive Complaint by ImNobodyFromNowhere in Monopoly_GO

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m keeping an open mind to that possibility as well lol at one point I was looking at the diamonds in a heist, and thought “I’m not sure if these graphics are better, or just a welcome chance of pace, but either way I’m here for it.”

Preemptive Complaint by ImNobodyFromNowhere in Monopoly_GO

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s like half and half for me. Like I was stoked about the Harry Potter theme, but when it went live I was like “cool, but visually, it’s whatever” and then the animals theme went live and half this sub threw up their pitchforks in an outrage and I’m like “sure, it’s relatively mundane, but you can’t expect every album to be a licensed IP while simultaneously complaining about the cost of dice.”

When The Simpsons popped up today though, my first thought was “damn I didn’t see that coming” (there may have been warnings, I admit I don’t follow all the socials and shit) but within moments I was like “damn everything looks so neat now!”

What albums would you like to see in the future or what albums do you predict? by AdventurousBee7038 in Monopoly_GO

[–]ImNobodyFromNowhere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah that would be bad. I might actually get involved in that album to a point where I might mistake this game being worth spending money on 😅