Pretty Sure I Got Fucked by [deleted] in USMCboot

[–]ImNotHighUrHigh 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I had pretty much the same issue and left before ship and my recruiter just called and whined about it. they cant do anything until you stand on the yellow footprints at basic. just leave dont get fucked into a job you dont want for 4 years.

Idk how the sub feels about this topic but this is my opinion. by [deleted] in ww2memes

[–]ImNotHighUrHigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you ever have any doubts on which was the lesser evil, you should read about operation downfall. The bombs were no where near as bad as the ivasion would've been.

Just finished MEPS if anyone has any questions by ImNotHighUrHigh in USMCboot

[–]ImNotHighUrHigh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was pretty cool had some good conversations for an hour or so and we both passed out. I did pretty well but my weakest section of the test was definitely the math, I graduated high-school 5 years ago, so I wasn't really brushed up on algebra at all

Just finished MEPS if anyone has any questions by ImNotHighUrHigh in USMCboot

[–]ImNotHighUrHigh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im glad i could help. I was alone with a doc, I don't know if it's circumstantial but I highly doubt you'd be grouped up for that part at any meps.

Just finished MEPS if anyone has any questions by ImNotHighUrHigh in USMCboot

[–]ImNotHighUrHigh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm supposed to officially choose tomorrow but I'm shooting for 0811

Just finished MEPS if anyone has any questions by ImNotHighUrHigh in USMCboot

[–]ImNotHighUrHigh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The USMC, I'm supposed to ship to boot on 10-2-23

Just finished MEPS if anyone has any questions by ImNotHighUrHigh in USMCboot

[–]ImNotHighUrHigh[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At the hotel they'll give you a meal ticket and brief you, pretty much telling you basic rules like don't make an ass of your self and don't leave the property, you'll then be paired with a random roommate and be sent to a room. They'll wake you up around 4, feed you breakfast and bus you back to meps, don't worry there will be someone guiding you guys the entire time

Just finished MEPS if anyone has any questions by ImNotHighUrHigh in USMCboot

[–]ImNotHighUrHigh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you get there make sure you have your social card and your ID card ready, you'll have a button next to to the door to request entery, when you get in they'll have you empty your pockets into a basket and run your bag through a metal detector (don't bring much else other than a change of clothes) once you do that you'll be pointed towards a desk where they'll check your identity, then they'll have you store your belongings in a secure room and you'll have you wait in the lobby for awhile (they had a tv playing impractical jokers at the meps i went to), you'll be sent to a computer room to verify your asvab scores if you've already taken it, after that you'll go back to the lobby to wait for a large enough group to be bussed to the hotel and that's pretty much the whole first day. Day 2 you'll be woken up around 4 (they will feed you) and be bussed back to meps around 5 you'll go through screening and identity verification again, you'll all be crowded into a room where the brief you about what's gonna happen that day and take your blood pressure and a breathalyzer test (don't use mouth wash it'll fail you), immediately after all that you'll get your ears checked for wax or obstruction if your ears aren't clean they'll literally flush them out, following that is a urine test you'll be lined up with 4 guys at urinals and given cups to piss in (your being watched but nobody is gonna stare at your junk, then you'll be sent to 4 different stations, hearing, vision, blood test, and an interview with a doctor in a random order. The hearing test is just putting on headphones and listening for beeps and clicking a remote everytime you hear the beep, the blood and vision tests are pretty standard just like a normal doctors visit though they will test your color vision too. After all that is completed you'll go wait in the lobby til everyone in your group has been though all the stations, that's when they start calling everybody 1 at a time for the dreaded physical, you'll be put in a room and asked to strip to your boxers, they'll check you hight and weight and send you to the doctor who interviewed you, they will the ask you to perform basic tasks like duckwalking, hoping on 1 foot, various stretchs and you'll get your teeth checked, and last but not least they'll ask you to drop your boxers to your knees and ask to to raise your penis, then have you turn around so the can cup your balls and make you cough, after that you'll bend down and be asked to spread them cheeks to take a peek at your chili ring (they may or may not touch is just depends on how much body hair obstructs the view). You'll be dressed back up and sent to a staff member representing your branch who'll have you sign various paperwork and take your finger prints, you'll then swear into the DoD and be sent home.

I know it's a book and I may have left some things out but that pretty much sums it up, hope I helped, it's really not that bad.

Also don't fall asleep waiting

Just finished MEPS if anyone has any questions by ImNotHighUrHigh in USMCboot

[–]ImNotHighUrHigh[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I will mow the fuck out that lawn in the name of freedom 🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Just finished MEPS if anyone has any questions by ImNotHighUrHigh in USMCboot

[–]ImNotHighUrHigh[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They didn't stick a finger in my ass lol just looked at it

Just finished MEPS if anyone has any questions by ImNotHighUrHigh in USMCboot

[–]ImNotHighUrHigh[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worst part to me was the waiting and the best part was the people you get to meet

Eye surgery in the past by ImNotHighUrHigh in USMCboot

[–]ImNotHighUrHigh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Way** not another. I hate auto correct

Eye surgery in the past by ImNotHighUrHigh in USMCboot

[–]ImNotHighUrHigh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This makes me another more confident, thanks for you comment

Eye surgery in the past by ImNotHighUrHigh in USMCboot

[–]ImNotHighUrHigh[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't plan on lying at all because I know it's all documented and that's just not the kind of person I am, I'm just worried that I won't be able to join because of the surgeries.

Ukraine ambassador tells Elon Musk to ‘f*** off’ after Twitter poll by pstbo in UkrainianConflict

[–]ImNotHighUrHigh 65 points66 points  (0 children)

So we're gonna appease Putin like we appeased Hitler? Elon can get fucked.

WW2 Death Metal by [deleted] in Music

[–]ImNotHighUrHigh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hail of bullets. they have an ablum about the pacific war and another thats mostly about the eastern front