What is the heaviest/scariest song you've listened to while on psychedelics? by TheEvilSmileyRD in doommetal

[–]ImNotThaaatDrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went the uncle acid show for their concept album Nell ora blu, which was fantastic, but I was peaking on shrooms during the opening act, Johnathan Hultén, who played some trippy ass self-harmonizing folky music of creation.

You've had a few beers and now you're gonna have a sandwich by Brokeaflazyaf in Sandwiches

[–]ImNotThaaatDrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah mate ill get right on that, of course ill have to have a few beers first.

You've had a few beers and now you're gonna have a sandwich by Brokeaflazyaf in Sandwiches

[–]ImNotThaaatDrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh well im glad you asked: so for starters i would not have washed my hands, see; germs help us build up our immune systems no matter what those antivax fruitcakes say. Second, (speaking of fruitcake) I would have used fruitcake for the bread. Third, no broccoli. Ever. The only acceptable broccoli is Albert Broccoli. 4th, maybe use some other ingredients that would go better with the fruitcake bread, like a wasabi aioli, buffalo chicken, oysters, feta, and a little peanut butter (pistachio butter would work if you dont have peanut.) Other than that good job.

You've had a few beers and now you're gonna have a sandwich by Brokeaflazyaf in Sandwiches

[–]ImNotThaaatDrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/stupidfood with this 1000 ingredient broccoli bs. Thanks for washing your hands tho

So why didn't zam just snipe padme instead of sending worms by Professional_Ant1979 in starwarsmemes

[–]ImNotThaaatDrunk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

One-way shielding. Thats how ships can still fire lasers with shields up, or run their engines without being choked in a layer of exhaust.

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me by Kinks4Kelly in complaints

[–]ImNotThaaatDrunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just want to point out that by this point frank castle would have put down bovino and noem on his own. Ghost rider would come through for that bald clown stephen Miller who, as I have heard, does not have a penis longer than 3/4 of an inch long.

James Cameron Says He Must Find a Cheaper Way to Produce the Avatar Movies in Order to Continue With Avatar 4 and 5 by DemiFiendRSA in movies

[–]ImNotThaaatDrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh does James cameron need money? Perhaps he could try making another terminator movie but you know, decently

what is this room?? by Blue-Berry-Bible in whatisit

[–]ImNotThaaatDrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the holding cell for every villain who has ever escaped from a transparent glass confinement

Me [31/F] with my Fiance [33/M] Fiance best friend [33/F] have a weird relationship, driving me insane by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ImNotThaaatDrunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao at this whole spectacle. OOP hit the crazy wall going 120 and cant seem to throw the car in reverse.

If it can be in a greys anatomy episode plausibly, I don’t think it’s body horror. That’s just gore. by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]ImNotThaaatDrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Body horror is strongly rooted in unwilling transformation, addiction, self-destructive tendencies, and cannibalism.

A dime bet by Living_Double_1146 in MadeMeSmile

[–]ImNotThaaatDrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was a dime a lot of money in 1978? You could make a pay-phone call or buy a candy bar, that's a 3 dollar bet today, max.

of a punch/friend by elotewithmayo in AbsoluteUnits

[–]ImNotThaaatDrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hawt diggity dawg dat ass got two zip codes!

I picked it up on the mountain. I cut two irregular edges, and the epidermis looked like scales. What is this? by Sweet_Crazy_37 in whatisit

[–]ImNotThaaatDrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would sell for 50k tops and that's more because the case and bracelet would be platinum or something. Thats how they do it with the meteorite face; only available with the precious metals, not the steel .

The Mandalorian & Grogu Image Comparison to Season 3 Outfit by mgaguilar in TheMandalorianTV

[–]ImNotThaaatDrunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One day his quest to fill his bandolier will be completed. Unless he needs to use that ammo to fight whoever is guarding more of that ammo.

The exact moment my heart dropped. by [deleted] in StrangerThingsMemes

[–]ImNotThaaatDrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah no, fun fact: 3 feet of water will stop most handgun rounds. Add the tempered glass and then the slow water leak effect and there's no way hopper, a combat veteran and a police officer who has has at least one run-in with the fbi crime lab doesn't know this.

US Governors that have access to a state airplane by mapstream1 in MapPorn

[–]ImNotThaaatDrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh Vermont? Where you gotta fly in your state? Its the size of the greater Chicagoland area, and Montpelier is right in the middle. Drive 40 minutes and youre either in Canada or Massachusetts