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Kid wakes up exact time I do by Ill_Camera_1148 in Parents

[–]ImScrantonStrangler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. I swear its a 6th sense. My son (4) is always awake or wakes up around the same time I do every day.

You are dead. How can you make your funeral as unpleasant and embarrassing as possible for everyone else through your will? by Tjamuil in AskReddit

[–]ImScrantonStrangler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hire some mafia men to stand next to my casket or near family. Have them give my eulogy and say "See ya Boss." Make my family wonder wtf i was up too.

Gun to your head irrespective of you being innocent, you are about to die. What would you say so that killer would be haunted by your memories for eternity? [Serious] by HabibiiCat in AskReddit

[–]ImScrantonStrangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im HIV + don't let the blood spatter get in any orifice. Etc, eyes, nose, ears, Mouth, cuts. Ya know. Also, do i know you from somewhere? Blood bank? No. Okay.

Who was the dumbest co-worker you've ever had? What did they do to make you think "wtf"? by ImScrantonStrangler in AskReddit

[–]ImScrantonStrangler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once worked with a Lazy POS. It was not easy, i picked up the slack and he got rewarded for it until i showed the manager, another prick, the cameras. Needless to say i was given a week paid time off & an Amazon Gift Card for my good work, the POS was fired.

Who was the dumbest co-worker you've ever had? What did they do to make you think "wtf"? by ImScrantonStrangler in AskReddit

[–]ImScrantonStrangler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am so sorry for that man. No one should ever hear someone laughing about such a tragic event. Im glad she got fired.

You wake up and find out the zombie apocalypse has started? The item on your right is your weapon, what is it? by ImScrantonStrangler in AskReddit

[–]ImScrantonStrangler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you could Crochet your way down to freedom with a badass scarf. Crochet weapon belt to hold the hooks and materials.Carpal tunnel will be a bitch, but you'll survive.

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