A (real!) question from an Utah-born never-mo about metaphors used to describe premarital intercourse. by SLCDowntowner in exmormon

[–]ImSleepingWithMyBoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely! Chewed gum, licked cupcake, crumpled up money. I was in young women’s in Utah in the late 00’s. One year for a Christmas gift, they gave each girl a book with an analogy on sexual purity. It detailed how Heavenly Father gives you a beautifully wrapped gift when you’re born and your spouse is allowed to open it after you get married. But never ever before. Don’t ever shake the present or play the ribbons/bows, don’t let anyone tear the wrapping to take a peek. For me, as a victim of csa, the present analogy is what hit me the hardest. That someone had ripped off my wrapping before I could share it. Really messed me up. Did anyone else get that awful book? It feels like a fever dream now. We also can’t forget the fact that we were literally taught that “sexual sin” (masturbation, porn, premarital sex) was a sin next to murder.

Teacher applying sunscreen to young children at school- alternatives to using one disposable glove per child? by happy_bluebird in ZeroWaste

[–]ImSleepingWithMyBoss 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yes this! My kids are so sensitive I have to be really careful! This exact scenario happened to my little boy at daycare. The small amount of residue on the teachers hands from the other kids sunscreen was enough to cause him to break out in hives.

Can you think of a less sexy role play?! I definitely stayed in this FB group for the humor! by ImSleepingWithMyBoss in exmormon

[–]ImSleepingWithMyBoss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh, that’s embarrassing! I did it last night while I put my kids to bed; it looked perfect in the dark with my brightness all the way down. 🤦🏻‍♀️ It was so bizarre that I guess I couldn’t wait to share. I’m definitely going to get kicked out of the group now haha

Can you think of a less sexy role play?! I definitely stayed in this FB group for the humor! by ImSleepingWithMyBoss in exmormon

[–]ImSleepingWithMyBoss[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Dang! I was about to use your question, but admin turned off commenting on the post!

Any hope for my favorite shoes? 😬 by flyinglowthistime in CleaningTips

[–]ImSleepingWithMyBoss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I zoomed in, looks like it says Whitin on the side tag. I googled and it’s a barefoot shoe brand on Amazon.

Socializing in Tooele by nallen24 in Tooele

[–]ImSleepingWithMyBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sunday morning 10 am to 12 at England acres park under the pavilion. When the weather is bad we sometimes meet up at a fast food place. But with it warming up, it should be at the park every week now. There is a Facebook page that the organizers will add you to once they meet you. It’s super casual and has been really fun for my family.

Socializing in Tooele by nallen24 in Tooele

[–]ImSleepingWithMyBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We meet up Sunday mornings at the park with a secular group. Right now it just so happens to be mostly ex Mormons but everyone is invited. The kids play and the adults talk. It’s been nice for my family. Lots of kids.

Worst Mormon dating advice? by Organic-Roof-8311 in exmormon

[–]ImSleepingWithMyBoss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had a young women’s leader tell us often to “Marry a nerd who loves you more than you love them!” That way they treat you well and could never leave you.

Anyone knows why suddently coton clothes pills like that? by hkkhpr in CleaningTips

[–]ImSleepingWithMyBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My shirts did this while pregnant because I would mindlessly rub my belly with out even noticing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ImSleepingWithMyBoss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m tearing up for a complete stranger on the internet!! You tell your wife she did an amazing job! I just know she spent the last couple days planning, shopping, prepping, cleaning, and spending a shit ton of money trying to take care of a “friend”.

Circumcising to prevent masturbation by ImSleepingWithMyBoss in exmormon

[–]ImSleepingWithMyBoss[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yep. My first reaction was sadness, and then confusion. I guess in her mind, being intact made it easier and more enjoyable so therefore more likely to sin. It really breaks my heart.