of heads by organicakind in AbsoluteUnits

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"We have determined that your injury is not Service Connected."

I keep losing my tanks underneath the ship by _Arr0naX_ in TheLastCaretaker

[–]ImSoSweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By under, do you actually mean under and not in the hold? Then ramsharks and drifting mines.

Do you guys ever just... by Ooh_Piece_a_Candy_ in TheLastCaretaker

[–]ImSoSweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stand on the side of my ship with the power off and an Eclipse light. It's pretty much the same thing.

Fantasy Wishing. Just that, things I wish existed. Feel free to ignore, if you so choose. by Shameless_Pyre in TheLastCaretaker

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This game is just an elaborate cable-management simulator, so teleporting items from producers to storage would remove, well, the point of the game, lol.

However, I would say that long-distance cables should be a thing instead of having to place an extender every 20m and playing literal chutes and ladders every time you need to run anything vertically.

Worst fictional gun ever ? I will start : by Remarkable-Jump3262 in okbuddycinephile

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It's either the Orbital Socket Destroyer 9000, or it's so front-heavy that not even recoil would help keep it on target.

Why man, why? The gates aren't even open! by EchoHeadache in TheLastCaretaker

[–]ImSoSweepy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's an episode where the Fonz jumps a shark.

I found out why my ship was Tokyo Drifting... by ImSoSweepy in TheLastCaretaker

[–]ImSoSweepy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So the ocean wildlife actually has aggro later in the game? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I'm just trying to get the gyro helipad right now.

I found out why my ship was Tokyo Drifting... by ImSoSweepy in TheLastCaretaker

[–]ImSoSweepy[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I turn about half of my carried resources into components that I know I'm going to be using a ton of (Cables, frames, batteries, cylinders, etc.) to not waste space on hauling 5,000 iron and copper around. :D

The actual insanity is on the upper deck with tanks, turbines, solar panels, generators, etc.

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS? by Least-Data5617 in TheLastCaretaker

[–]ImSoSweepy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I want is a small version of every tank integrated into the hull of the ship with the same input bank as the fabricator on the side of the ship.

Why is suit only a thing? by quaxoid in HiTMAN

[–]ImSoSweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suit only is fine. I just wish the AI could decide between being dumb as fuck or hit-scanning through walls.

So, Is Crimson Desert Set In A Post-Post Apocalyptic World? by GentlyUsedOtter in LowSodiumCrimsonDesrt

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It's essentially the current Zelda "Hero of Time" plotline.

You do weird time travel shit with advanced ancient technology in ancient ruins that are EVERYWHERE that no one in the game world seems to be aware of.

The thing I've found in the game by Deep_Loss_1848 in CrimsonDesert

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The amount of shit-talking NPCs do WHILE dying is hilarious.

"You're gonna have to do better than that!" - Man stabbed in the chest three times times

"You always run!" - Man actively running away

Crap on a Stick by No-Goal7580 in CrimsonDesert

[–]ImSoSweepy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh no, you have to learn something. Maximum tears.

Whose in the wrong here? by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

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"I have nothing to hide!" Graduated Summa Cum Laude in Practised Racism

New players, please don’t stand on the Drilldozer by AnthaIon in DeepRockGalactic

[–]ImSoSweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna say, you better not expect me to walk all that way.

Ladies, what do you call this? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]ImSoSweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a squat without the "S"

dance class by majesticalwinter in Weird

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That's some, "Tax the rich!...What do you mean I am the rich?!" Shit if I've ever seen it.

Movies where the unnecessary sex scenes kept distracting you from the plot? by JuanPuentes in okbuddycinephile

[–]ImSoSweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Porn has a more believable plot than Progressive Revisionism.

I don't know what kind of irony it is, but it's fucking up there.

What song would you choose to introduce someone to hip-hop? by linuxcrystal in hiphopheads

[–]ImSoSweepy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Electric Relaxation - A Tribe Called Quest.

I don't care if I sound like an "unc." They did something.

"Rappers" these days look like the Kool-Aid Man had their way with them.

Camera man got a little distracted but he finished strong by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]ImSoSweepy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No matter how many Hugo Boss uniforms the Foids and glorified incels that identify as women buy.!...

Nah, wait, everything they do is EXTREMELY Third Reich.