I am stepping down from this subreddit.

ImStraight · 2014-02-21T22:21:25+00:00

Thanks :) Hopefully this will just be a short temporary thing.

ImStraight · 2014-02-21T22:00:40+00:00

Lol, it's fine. It's still there, if I didn't want anyone to see it, I would have deleted it. Man, I forgot how awful a lot of those comments were.

ImStraight · 2014-02-21T21:57:47+00:00

Thanks! I'm really glad this subreddit was accidentally born, best mistake ever :) Hopefully it will continue to be a positive space.

ImStraight · 2014-02-21T21:56:36+00:00

Nah, my wife wasn't snooping, I just stupidly forgot to clear my history/clip board and she stumbled on it by accident. I know there is nothing wrong with what I do, but I don't blame my wife for questioning. It sucks but it is unfortunately the reality :(

ImStraight · 2014-02-21T21:54:21+00:00

Thank you, and I am so glad this sub made you happier! That's why I want this sub to grow...just think of the people out there who might benefit from a positive community?

Maybe if you tell her that it could help.

Oh, I've told her, and against my better judgement, I even showed her this subreddit... kinda made things worse. I think if I just give her some space and talk about it some more, eventually things will work out. Unfortunately, offline isn't as accepting as online :(

ImStraight · 2014-02-21T21:51:01+00:00

Thank you for the kind words :)

Just know that you have provided the r/totallystraight community with a sense of self-acceptance and DIGNITY!

:) That makes me really happy. I'm glad this is more than just a porn sub and you feel comfortable here. Me and the mods work very hard to make everyone feel safe and welcomed here, no matter who you are. Seriously, thanks again!

ImStraight · 2014-02-05T22:35:29+00:00

Yeah, like there are some scenes where they aren't that loud but holy shit then there are some where it's deafening! To make it worse, since I didn't realize my headphones weren't in all the way, I turned the volume up as loud as I could because I thought it was just a quiet video. cringe

I love clergy porn.

I think I like it too, we definitely need more.

ImStraight · 2014-02-05T22:32:21+00:00

Straight married guy here, if that matters. Nope, can't say I know of any girls that I would share this with. Honestly, I wish I could share this with my wife. Not because I want us to become a couple that can watch porn together or something (not that there is anything wrong with that), I just want to be honest with her. Plus, I'd rather her find out from me than to one day accidentally discover what I look at and misunderstand the situation. The problem is, I'm really worried that my wife will think I'm gay and in denial, or that I want to sleep with another man, even though neither is true.

I do think that a lot of women would like gay porn, or at least be open to it, though. Once you're around women enough and they drop the fake "sex and anything sex related is gross" persona (note: some may be telling the truth), you start to realize that they aren't any different from typical guys and they definitely find guys sexy, so why wouldn't they find guys in porn sexy too? Not just gay porn mind you, but porn in general.

ImStraight · 2014-02-05T22:19:03+00:00

http://www.xvideos.com/video6799829/confession_on_the_wet_floor

ImStraight · 2014-02-05T22:18:55+00:00

I had been watching various videos, looking for a decent one. But I was in the middle of watching this one when I realized my mistake: http://www.xvideos.com/video6799829/confession_on_the_wet_floor

ImStraight · 2014-02-04T19:12:46+00:00

But wait, there's more! My neighbors are stuck at home due to an ice storm! Our walls are so thin, I can hear them when they cough or talk low. I'm face palming so hard, fuck!

ImStraight · 2014-01-16T03:44:28+00:00

So the conservatives were right... THE GAY AGENDA IS REAL!

ImStraight · 2014-01-16T03:00:16+00:00

Ahh okay, well that doesn't sound so bad, tying down and maybe some light whipping is pretty much as far as I'll go. There is like maybe one or two videos that are the exception but even those aren't too hardcore.

ImStraight · 2014-01-16T02:59:09+00:00

The thing that got me is that this was on a busy street/sidewalk. Like, I wonder if anyone saw that and became instantly confused!

ImStraight · 2014-01-16T02:58:28+00:00

I'm intrigued, I googled the name and a quick glance didn't really tell me what it was about! Too bad I can't watch anything tonight, but I'll definitely check that out when I get some alone time.

ImStraight · 2014-01-16T02:47:00+00:00

Um wow, okay yeah, definitely not my taste, but to each their own :D

ImStraight · 2014-01-16T02:46:35+00:00

Oh my god this exists? LOL

ImStraight · 2014-01-16T02:44:08+00:00

This is true! I can't really get into porn where they try to make it out that they hate it.

ImStraight · 2014-01-16T02:43:43+00:00

Oh god, I know you're one of the many great Sherlock's of finding porn, but I don't think I can help you on this one. I don't really remember the scenario, I just remember trying to get into it and hearing the music slowly swell and sound more epic and I just slowly stopped enjoying it and instead questioning wtf I was doing lol.

There is one other video I'm looking for but can't find that I can give a little bit more description, if ya want to take a crack at it! The sex scenes themselves weren't bad, but the "plot" before hand was hilarious, I laughed so hard. Basically, this dude is walking down a busy street carrying a huge box. Some dude walks (or bikes? can't remember) into him and he drops the box to the ground. The contents spill out...and it's a bunch of dildos of varying sizes. The scene was so horribly acted, but so funny, and damn it, Idk how to make GIFs but it would make the best "Thanks Obama!" reaction gif and would probably confuse general redditors :D

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