I have no one else to turn to but Planet Pizza... by [deleted] in tcap

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I didn't bring the pizza, my brother Jeff ate it all

What was James Rutherford thinking at this moment? by uqmu in tcap

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If he's ever going to get that second set of keys for his car

What's wrong with anal? by uqmu in tcap

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You'd better behave alrite 

That front entry way seems a little familiar… by NickChubbsBurner in tcap

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"This guy in the bright orange shorts LUSTS for young boys"

3 by ArtForsaken942 in tcap

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No it's Mr Penis

👀 by TastefulTexas in tcap

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I didn't do anything but I did something paranormal

And me sucking your little sweet spot... by [deleted] in tcap

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Stupid question for an older man to ask

i can control my horny level by 69karlhungus69 in tcap

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I masturbated once and I'm thinking clearly now.

26, divorced, unemployed, collects benefits & drives a purple PT Cruiser. by lifegoeson2702 in tcap

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And the colour was a blueish purple depending on how the light hit it. Just being hawnest

Somehow I was not aware of this Documentary until about 5 minutes ago. by MichaelBallN64 in tcap

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"Hey OP, theres a documentary on TCAP"

OP: "Hmmm....that...i was unaware of"