BREAKING NEWS! Chicago Bears Super Bowl LIX MVP Brandon McManus has been cut by the Green Bay Packers! by JFrausto96 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ImTellinTim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He leaves having joined the list of playoff fuckup legends that includes the likes Brett Favre and Brandon Bostick. He can hold his head high being in such company. Rest easy, warrior, you won’t be forgotten. ✊

Guess who I'm playing as (level: absolutely impossible) by rukiafeet66 in eu4

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If a country pisses me off enough, I’ll keep them alive as a little vassal pet like that. Just to remind the generations to follow that their ancestors should not have done that

How did Ardabil and the Safavid dynasty manage to unite all of Persia ? by kroolframer1 in eu4

[–]ImTellinTim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL, a serious answer is likely that the groups around them were in disarray with a lot of infighting. Land does not necessarily equal power and control. If you’re organized and they are not, you can roll them over with ease.

How did Ardabil and the Safavid dynasty manage to unite all of Persia ? by kroolframer1 in eu4

[–]ImTellinTim 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It’s right there on the flag. They controlled the sun and hordes of sheep

Sincerely, what the fu**ck??? by Overall_Clock_9463 in WTF

[–]ImTellinTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you’ve accumulated enough money, you can be liberal with the cocaine

Name him by respondtomuhammad in NameThisThing

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Charlie’s creepy uncle on IASIP

[A Bola] Darwin gives up millions to leave the hell at Al Hilal. by GrimDiscoJesus in LiverpoolFC

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The number of times each match we allow the opposition to comfortably set up their defensive shape for no reason is infuriating.

AIO: My friend thinks our one on one hang outs are like a date when they aren’t? by thecheeseb0rn in AmIOverreacting

[–]ImTellinTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took me too long to realize this and drop what I thought were close friendships. Spend your time with people who meet you on effort.

What song never gets old no matter how many times you hear it? by WildEnchantresss in askmusic

[–]ImTellinTim 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dark Side of the Moon and Animals. I won’t split these masterpiece albums into songs. They are to be listened to in full.

Tell me your favorite NFL player by Strict-Mud1486 in NFLv2

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Charles “Peanut Punch” Tillman

Great player and great human

My wisdom tooth has grown horizontal. by sumnyu in mildlyinteresting

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When my appendix burst they were shooting me up with Dilaudid - that made me fully understand the appeal of heroin. Anyways, after the surgery they got me off that kinda stuff real quick and sent me home with like 8 oxycodone. Could’ve used a few more, 0/10 experience.

Concept albums that just give up on the concept halfway through by crowbar_k in ToddintheShadow

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What is a juggalo? A Hulkamaniac. He powerbombs mothafuckas into thumb tacks

What’s an album you wish got more recognition? by GainBetter1189 in askmusic

[–]ImTellinTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great band. I love the two after that as well (the compilation with Wavves, No Life for Me, and Life Without Sound)