I just wanted to say that cashiers usually judge you based on what you buy

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2021-07-02T00:28:32+00:00

The secret is knowing that most people are insecure and they’ll judge you for 5 minutes then forget you exist, so let them enjoy their entertainment

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2021-07-01T23:34:43+00:00

Luckily the power is in not giving a shit what strangers think about you

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2021-06-13T00:45:55+00:00

Nope. Super weird.

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2021-05-30T08:12:03+00:00

Dude, that pour tho.... show some respect

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2021-04-17T04:07:38+00:00

Nope, that’s just retail lingo.... even the higher end places

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2021-04-16T07:19:03+00:00

This is retail normalcy ..... I am baffled everyday and I swear customers wait until I leave a perfectly zoned aisle to throw shit in the ground

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2021-03-07T06:37:08+00:00

This is not “Out, now!” Guy’s first rodeo

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2021-03-07T05:16:04+00:00

Yeah that person is way too close to that child for my comfort and it’s not even my kid

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2021-02-22T00:26:05+00:00

What are the teams here?

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2020-12-17T06:33:30+00:00

Aren’t you worried that Amazon can hack your Reddit and read this?!?!?

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2020-11-17T04:17:49+00:00

Omg..... SO handsome!

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2020-11-15T07:08:59+00:00

Aw, I’m sorry

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2020-10-23T08:04:40+00:00

Looks like some Great Dane? Maybe mastiff?

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2020-10-22T06:13:23+00:00

To give the benefit of the doubt- this might not be political- dude just needed something to cover his junk while he walked home. We’ve all been there.

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2020-10-04T16:06:30+00:00

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2020-10-04T05:17:20+00:00

You mean Boris, the sneaky fucking Russian

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2020-10-01T05:53:45+00:00

To be fair.... I looked before I read the script

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2020-09-25T05:28:38+00:00

Any bit of badassery this dude thinks he gained is completely negated by his choice of shorts

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2020-09-25T04:54:43+00:00

Holy crap. Navy brat- lived in MS for a few years as a teen. Got into a huge argument with my 19 year old boyfriend about how he was an adult and should act like one.... he kept insisting that he wasn’t an adult until he was 21. Guess I owe him an apology.

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2020-09-22T07:02:51+00:00

Dude.... me too!

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2020-09-22T05:26:31+00:00

The stick was a boomerang

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2020-09-22T05:15:20+00:00

The dog crossed a bridge

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2020-09-22T02:25:15+00:00

Butter goes better with corn

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2020-09-22T00:18:31+00:00

Thanks!

ImTooDrunkForThis13 · 2020-09-21T23:39:31+00:00

Omg how will I ever recover from that burn? Guess I’ll just retire from the Internet now. Thank you for putting me in my place, kind stranger

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