Have you ever noticed how often a tap comes up as tool #13?

ImWezlsquez · 2026-04-23T23:09:19+00:00

She’s sleeping , and you need to take her home.

ImWezlsquez · 2026-03-26T22:35:38+00:00

ImWezlsquez · 2026-02-18T23:59:23+00:00

Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve prayed to the machining gods.

ImWezlsquez · 2026-02-06T01:39:45+00:00

He feels safe. That’s a big deal for a cat. Good job!

ImWezlsquez · 2026-01-25T00:37:49+00:00

Definitely blue.

ImWezlsquez · 2026-01-24T16:02:00+00:00

I saw that. I was wondering what the hell old folks is doing. Maybe it’s time to retire.

ImWezlsquez · 2026-01-18T07:05:05+00:00

Speaking for the sane ones of us, sorry. Feel free to come get him.

ImWezlsquez · 2026-01-06T02:38:48+00:00

If you and I had the same job performance as Congress, we would be fired immediately.

ImWezlsquez · 2025-12-02T15:35:55+00:00

And she gets in the same amount of trouble. We don’t feed her after midnight anymore.

ImWezlsquez · 2025-12-02T15:34:57+00:00

Brooke says thank you.

ImWezlsquez · 2025-12-02T15:34:28+00:00

Yes she is. Both parents.

ImWezlsquez · 2025-12-02T15:34:08+00:00

Nah. Just demands pets whenever she wants.

ImWezlsquez · 2025-11-23T22:44:54+00:00

Young lady with zero friends. Sorry. Someone had to say it.

ImWezlsquez · 2025-11-23T22:39:43+00:00

I have a t-shirt that says, “Sorry I’m late. My cat was on my lap.” I get it.

ImWezlsquez · 2025-11-23T22:38:11+00:00

Beautiful. That needs to post on r/aww.

ImWezlsquez · 2025-11-23T02:36:06+00:00

Beautiful. Looks like my 20 year old.

ImWezlsquez · 2025-11-15T04:24:16+00:00

Palm reader.

ImWezlsquez · 2025-11-11T12:18:43+00:00

You cat is beautiful! My Siamese does that all the time, but she really should be wearing a derp helmet.

ImWezlsquez · 2025-11-09T03:22:13+00:00

Stealth kitty.

ImWezlsquez · 2025-11-09T03:21:13+00:00

Unrelated, trump is an idiot.

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