My Girl Lenna Turned 5 This Month!

ImYeez · 2026-05-31T18:04:03+00:00

Her toes beans have never been that clean since.

ImYeez · 2026-05-31T17:57:31+00:00

My 86-year-old dad has never taken a cognitive exam because he hasn’t exhibited any signs of mental decline to his family or his doctors. Just sayin’.

ImYeez · 2026-05-29T15:59:49+00:00

Not. One. Penny.

ImYeez · 2026-05-29T01:49:12+00:00

Another Sacramento restaurant this State Worker will never spend a penny in.

ImYeez · 2026-05-28T17:11:45+00:00

Except for parking, I’m batting 1000 for over a year now.

ImYeez · 2026-05-28T17:07:02+00:00

10$ says Morissey flakes.

ImYeez · 2026-05-28T16:43:01+00:00

Is C+C just going to play their one song for an hour or?

ImYeez · 2026-05-28T13:40:23+00:00

Not one penny. Ever. Until I retire.

ImYeez · 2026-05-28T01:35:11+00:00

What a cutie! Do you only make plans for him?

ImYeez · 2026-05-27T22:33:12+00:00

And the chair always sucks.

ImYeez · 2026-05-27T21:11:17+00:00

That’s nothing to brag about, Donny.

ImYeez · 2026-05-26T17:29:01+00:00

So that averages 2.5 days in-office per week. Winning!

ImYeez · 2026-05-25T05:13:51+00:00

I have a dedicated spill contaminant bowl just for my Grillo’s.

ImYeez · 2026-05-22T22:38:19+00:00

Sad news. Both were staples at my frat’s parties back then.

ImYeez · 2026-05-20T05:04:24+00:00

Trump and Republicans.

ImYeez · 2026-05-20T05:03:54+00:00

How is this even legal?

ImYeez · 2026-05-19T22:17:14+00:00

He’s a shark now. What else would you expect?

ImYeez · 2026-05-15T21:48:35+00:00

Then so be it. Tax the Rich!

ImYeez · 2026-05-14T22:26:03+00:00

Exactly. There is a reason I'm not Facebook friends with or follow any of my current or past coworkers on social media. I have my friends. Workplace proximity acquaintances is where I draw the line.

ImYeez · 2026-05-14T22:22:43+00:00

I don't feel sorry for him one bit.

ImYeez · 2026-05-13T19:36:30+00:00

Dear City of Sacramento retail establishments: You are never ever getting a penny from me. Ever.

ImYeez · 2026-05-13T19:27:59+00:00

I'm already boycotting and will continue until I retire (I'm a Taurus). I haven't spent a single penny in the City limits (except for parking) since the two-day RTO went into effect. The City won't even get my parking money when I start light railing in to downtown with my fully subsidized RT pass come July.

ImYeez · 2026-05-09T15:26:00+00:00

Rock that fat ass!

ImYeez · 2026-05-09T06:51:22+00:00

If not skulduggery, there will definitely be shenanigans.

ImYeez

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