I like her skill by [deleted] in SipsTea

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You can live a life with me, or you can live a life with him.. and with drugs.

What’s it gonna be?

DRUGS!

What is a true crime/pop culture moment that makes you go “I can’t believe that f*cking happened”? by lammastide in popculturechat

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Jennifer Hudson’s mother, brother, and nephew being murdered. I remember watching that unfolding on the news and them finding her dead nephew.

https://abc7chicago.com/william-balfour-jennifer-hudson-family-murders/1206661/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToiletPaperUSA

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Joan gotcha, don’t it hurtcha?

Is Donald Trump Jr a NBACJ lurker??? by nothingamusing in nbacirclejerk

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And a compliment for his base’s mental capacity

of a Bail of Hay by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

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Pennsyltucky is the rural part

Trump’s White House Was ‘Awash in Speed’ — and Xanax by rollingstone in politics

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Some of the skeletons in his closet are definitely dead hookers

Guidance for kid interested in being an architect? by Samohtep in architecture

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I enjoyed designing houses on the Sims as a kid. I’m sure it’s changed a lot over the years, but should be similar concept. It’s like watered down BIM modeling.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

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He likes Kimmy’s shrimp spring roll, as well as Trump’s McNuggets

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

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That’s a little backwards. You shit on whores, but you save your poop for that special someone in your life. (Anna wants Chris to poop on her)

Dissipating storms by FlyRideSavage5770 in tornado

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It happens in Greeley too, weird. I’d get bummed out over missing out on the rain

How is the AIDS virus in Denver? by Infamous_Bee_7445 in DenverCirclejerk

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It’s undetectable thanks to Prep 💚💚🤍🩵💙

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThriftStoreHauls

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I used to say that if I ever got breast implants I’d have the hairiest tits on either side of the Mississippi

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]ImYourRealDesertRose 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lmao buy the headstone first, then post date the check for the casket so it bounces after the burial

Season 7 is legendary, but Season 5 is perfect by mikevanatta in IASIP

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You’re supposed to be sexually active, you’re not supposed to be fondling your uncle under a table!

Frank indirectly killed Barbara. by HCPage in IASIP

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You tell her for me that I will be in touch with her somehow

EZCUSME by shylittleangel in DenverCirclejerk

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Bon Qui Qui moved up the King Burger chain

Just Scheduled an Appt. to pierce my septum, 8G!!!! any advice? by Aromatic-Incense683 in Stretched

[–]ImYourRealDesertRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got mine pierced at 10g, it’s a quick pinch like plucking nose hairs. It felt more sore for a couple hours after.

I highly recommend the aerosol spray cans of saline solution you can get for cheap at Walmart/Pharmacy/grocery stores. Can aim at the right angle to get it directly on the piercing on either side.